• @[email protected]
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    152 years ago

    Satan made them cute, and sexy, and muscular. With perfect hair and perfect teeth. Always mocking me with their cute butts and endearing smiles. Damn you Ned Flanders!

    • Kilgore Trout
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      62 years ago

      About 2-5% (1 out of 20) of the people you meet and talk to everyday are gay, yet you’d never guess.

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    2 years ago

    Easy. The devil made them tempting so that the faithful fall for them into sin.

    Edit: Do people really think this is a serious answer? So much for people here not liking ‘/s’

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      52 years ago

      Wheels within wheels thinking right there. Was that before or after he inserted evidence of evolution in the DNA and RNA of every living critter plus viruses, buried all those fossils, messed with the isotopes of every single carbon atom we have found, and morphed the physical forms of all of life just so a small group of people would lose their faith?