• @[email protected]
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    01 year ago

    Seagulls are filth. The more domesticated ones will basically attack you at the beach if there’s any food.

    Hopefully we get seagull slaying more mainstream.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 year ago

    I do not understand why people are so upset about this. People kill vermin all the time in far more brutal ways.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        The only correct answer. Idgaf about some sky rat, but I’d be a little shocked if someone snatched a seagull out of the sky near me and slammed it into a wall until it died.

        I’d also not give a shit five minutes later and would probably regale my friends with the story of the seagull slammer.

    • @[email protected]
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      01 year ago

      And those people aren’t any more right… Seagulls are actually pretty interesting, long-living, and intelligent creatures. They simply can’t compete with humans, that’s all.

      Humans should be above this sort of thing.

      • @[email protected]
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        01 year ago

        Language changes but they should still make sense right? “Shouldn’t of” makes no sense.

        • NoSpiritAnimal
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          01 year ago

          Especially when the opportunity for a cool ass double abbreviation is right there. Shouldn’t’ve missed the chance.

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    21 year ago

    Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

    I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

    Fuck those sky-rats.

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      1 year ago

      As if you wouldn’t steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don’t think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        So you’re saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids