Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?
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I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??
And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god
Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.
Don’t make this another Tarmogoyf thread
Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro
holY shit
Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.
depends on who theyre fucking
Probably some random women lost in the woods.
“Inside you are eight bears.”
They’re all fucking.
Another nice card for my collection
Why does it only cost 2 mana.
Fine, we’ll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.
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Origin of malding
Elisha casts Bears. It’s super effective!
Still better than the guy
As a Druid, I can’t even complain
And 7 bears fucking
two trucks
The flavor text teally sells this meme.
Should be a 16/16
No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.
i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀
This movie has some good moments
was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf