Don’t forget Gorgonzola Larson.
I mean, Zola Larson wouldn’t even be such a bad name (zola is how Gorgonzola is abbreviated in Italy)
Wensleydale of the Them
Also the owner of the cheese shop, the finest in this manor, squire. So clean… certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
Lets try with :
- raclette
- roquefort
- saint nectaire
- coulommier
- comté
- gruyère
I really want to meet a girl named raclette 😍
Raclette is the best one. It’s like Rachel but 75% Frencher
Went to middle school with a dude named Cheddar
Naming your child Saint whatever is ambitious
St. Vincent was up to the challenge.
It’s not all black and white, but more a gruyère.
I came to say raclette and also Roque(fort) Balboa?
Valençay
Perhaps stay clear of people called Saint … Necrophilia is frowned upon.
Emma is just short for Emmental
“Manny” is short for manchego.
Hmm. Emmental is a good cheese.
Devon (blue) Kerry (blue) Gabriel Paddy Jack
Imagine being Gouda Pegula.
Gouda Pegula
Menchicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put ’em together
And what have you got?A curious choice of fondue
Ah, like those tv characters Jim and Parm?
For nerds like me. The female name is short for Brianna or Gabriella. The cheese name is from the French region of Brie where it originated in. That region got its name from the Gaulish word briga meaning “hill” or “height”.
Also, if it isn’t from the Brie region of France, it’s not technically Brie. It’s sparkling cheese.
Pretty sure brie is named after the village in LotR
Parents are sure to delight in Brie’s connection to the French region, too, famous for its soft and creamy white cheese
Always goes back to the cheese as the real reason
Actually some of these cheese names could go down as kids names, now that people have started using weird name spellings.
Famous musician Richard Cheese aka Dick Cheese
It’s a Gouda idea.
Cheddar than most ideas.
This is my son, Camembert. My father wanted me to name him a third but Parmesan Cheddar III is just ridiculous
Colby has entered the chat
Colby 2012
A wild LESTER appeared!
Works great as a last name until someone has triplets and names them after the three stooges.
Had to do a search. Never tried that particular type.
Stropshire Blue is pretty tough to find in the US but worth the effort. It’s like a strong cheddar with blue cheese veins.
Sorry 😂. The cheese is Red Leicester, the human is Lester. They are pronounced the same.
I had some Red Leicester once, but haven’t found it again. It had a flavor similar to strong sharp cheddar, and a soft/creamy texture between fresh cheddar and American cheese, but not as rubbery; more… Friable? Crumbly? It was good.
I’ll keep an eye out for Stropshire Blue.
I’ll have to try it.
I have a friend who named his kids Brie and Colby. He never had a 3rd kid, so I always wondered what other cheese names were out there.
Don’t think about cheese names. It’s nacho problem.
I don’t know who started to down vote this; Nacho is a name in south America as far as I am aware.
Ignacio = Nacho
Getting downvotes for a cheese pun is the most interwebs thing a person can do!
Colby Briant the basketball player?
Him and Dijon Sanders really stoked my hunger for sports
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My name’s Coby. Close enough. People call me Colby all the time.
And the bastard, American.
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