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My prediction is that it will inevitably become a humourous YouTube best-of compilation
shit pants on stage
Yes
manifesting
They’ve got Biden on a week straight regimen of MREs and they’re going to squeeze him to make sure they’ve got anything loose out before the debate.
Poop holes gonna be plugged up and he’ll just spew shit from his mouth instead
theres a debate?
modafinil shortage
That it won’t matter. At most, debates only move polls by a couple of percentage points. This one is so early and the US has become so polarized that it won’t move the needle at all.
It’s gonna be awful. Two mumbling old men who’s brains have melted yelling at each other. Maga will say Trump won. BlueMaga will say Biden won. The rest of us look on in horror that these 2 decrepit husks are somehow the best this system could muster up. And I become fully
The real horror will be watching all the propagandists asking each other stuff like “When the US needs to launch the nukes at China, will Biden be too impotent to do it?”, “Americans don’t want to see us capitulate to Russia, will Biden’s arms deals to Ukraine be what wins him the nomination?”, “Americans want Israel to teach the terrorists a lesson, but Biden said that Palestinians are human, will that become a problem for him?”, “Trump’s competent and actionable plan to use illegal migrant criminals as animal feed may prove to be more appealing to voters than Biden’s limp-dick work camps”, “both candidates seemed to put forth strong proposals for dealing with the excess homeless, lets discuss their plans”.
Very tall bart will make a hilarious YTP out of it
Best answer, I love his shit. Life is rough, life is tough, Penis Prager has had enough!
Biden will talk about a bunch of bad things he did as if they’re good things and Trump will say they’re bad things but for the wrong reasons
And pundits will say Trump made Biden look bad for it, but maybe the objectively good things Trump did will really cost him. Furthermore, maybe the objectively good things Biden did will cancel that out. Ultimately, it’s up to voters to decide which candidate is more satanic, and mark them on the ballot!
A non zero number of candidates shit their pants.
I hope they both have fun and try their best!
hope they die
of fun!
This response gives Oglaf vibes lol
That counts as a compliment
Also, the three posts form a dialectic.
It’s very important that regardless of the outcome to reinforce how special they truly are - they both get a trophy,
$100 billion more to Israel
We’re moving the Pentagon to Rafah, Jack!!
I expect a total
show. We’ll probably get a few funny moments, and if we’re lucky we might even get new emoji material.Biden promises all the same things he did 4 years ago, brings up Jan 6th all the time. He brings up 1 half way decent policy he implemented and hyper fixates on it.
Trump says all the bad stuff happening right now is Bidens fault and wouldn’t have happened with him in office.
Both of them foam at the mouth over migrants coming into the country.
Both of them compete over who has more unconditional support for Israel, Trump still manages to call Biden Genocide Joe in between 2 sentences of how he would support Israel more
Looking forward to comedic clips
