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@[email protected] to Comic [email protected] • 1 year ago

push it real good

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push it real good

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  • kamen
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    5•1 year ago

    Isn’t it kind of the same with all mammals, not just humans?

  • @[email protected]
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    68•1 year ago

    Thank god for that. Imagine the horror of human babies just clawing their way out when they were ready.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      Thanks for the mental images

    • @[email protected]
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      21•1 year ago

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      44•1 year ago

      It would make a lot more sense if humans could just lay some sort of egg sac which we could keep in the garage for 9 months until it hatches. I honestly don’t know why biologists and geneticists haven’t dealt with this by now

      • @[email protected]
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        21•1 year ago

        Hideo Kojima did it

      • @[email protected]
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        Maybe because no one would green light testing of it

        We are fine with torturing monkeys but the human babies whole facility would be burnt down and ceo crucified

      • @[email protected]
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        Want to hear something interesting? We actually developed this technology in the 80’s but it was outlawed due corporations lobbying the government because the hospitals were afraid of losing childbirth money, it was then vilified and called unnatural.

        Tap for spoiler

        Now want to hear something true?

  • Queen HawlSera
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    16•1 year ago

    Humans don’t want to be born

    • @[email protected]
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      14•1 year ago

      But think of all the great things that await you; disappointments, anxiety, fear… and you get to toil and sweat to help others get rich. It’s fabulous.

  • @[email protected]
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    60•1 year ago

    Human babies ain’t done cooking yet. That’s why they’re totally dependent when they’re born.

    • @[email protected]
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      45•1 year ago

      Well to be fair it’s because if the kid’s brain box is allowed to get any bigger then the baby will need to exit chestburster style.

      • @[email protected]
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        25•1 year ago

        • @[email protected]
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          6•1 year ago

          “Oh no…. not again…”

          • @[email protected]
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            5•1 year ago

            Check please!

      • @[email protected]
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        8•1 year ago

        the fact that modern technology actually made that possible is insane

  • @[email protected]
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    53•1 year ago

    Don’t fish blast the eggs out of their arse, as if they’ve had 3 Vindaloos?

    • TotallyNotSpez
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      54•1 year ago

      It’s sharks. They fight to death and eat each other to survive.

      • @[email protected]
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        48•1 year ago

        I thought they only laid these hard eggs but apparently shark reproduction is pretty diverse (“Sandtigers” are the ones referred to in the comic).

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          8•1 year ago

          Shark eggs are way cool! I totally forgot about those. Thanks for the link.

          I did find it humorous that my client asked if I trusted sharktrust, too.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      There are fish that givelive birth, like sharks or guppys- read more: faunafacts.com

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      Hello, you must be British

  • @[email protected]
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    15•1 year ago

    Struggles of being the smartest spicies on the planet.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      As far as we know.

  • Ziglin (it/they)
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    What are the ones in the bottom left? I first assumed they were meant to be baby sharks but they have egg cases right?

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    A lil Salt n Pepa goes a long way

  • Track_Shovel
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    1•1 year ago

    This is amazing

  • @[email protected]
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    31•1 year ago

    I always saw great whites womb as the thunder dome but it’s more a battle royal where the winner eats the rest.

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      4•1 year ago

      Winner winner sharky dinner

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