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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 1 year ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    What heart makes a bip noise. It’s lub dub unless there’s a murmur.

    • @[email protected]
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      Mine goes wub wub wub. Then the beat drops

      • JackFrostNCola
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    • @[email protected]
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      Lots more than just that.. Dude should probably see a cardiologist.

    • chtk
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      12•1 year ago

      lub dub

      We need jungle, I’m afraid.

      • Druid
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        I’m wondering how many years it’ll take for this sample to be up there with all the other classic samples of jungle and dnb

  • @[email protected]
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    12•1 year ago

    Princess Diana’s driver’s heart: “Floor it, coward.”

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    • @[email protected]
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      I moved to Hessen because my heart told me to do it in morse code

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Mein Beileid :(

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    “Hmm… It’s either saying ‘kill your family’ or ‘bill loves emily.’ I can’t really tell.”

    • @[email protected]
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      Hard to tell when it’s muffled by the ribcage

    • @[email protected]
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      You don’t want to mix those up. You could really hurt Emily’s feelings.

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  • @[email protected]
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    It’s a two beat, ba-bum. Which is Morse code for the letter A. Which means your heart is constantly screaming.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Destide
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    5•1 year ago

    My heart keeps saying no more cheese it’s clearly an idiot

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      4•1 year ago

      That’s not your heart that’s your veins. The heart says more cheese grommit.

  • @[email protected]
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    Listen to your heart. No.

  • @[email protected]
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    Heart, feelings, gut… silly sounding synonyms.

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