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I came across The Sad Bastard Cookbook on HN. It is amazing and very much in the spirit of this post.
Can’t be any worse than. Weber Cooks
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE OLIVES JUST SHOVE THEM INTO MY MOUTH OM NOM NOM OH GOD THEY’RE DELICIOUS SO TASTY MMMMMMM GOOD OLIVES NICE OLIVES CHOP THEM UP AND PUT THEM ON PIZZA AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLIVES THEN FUCK YOU OLIVES ARE DELICIOUS YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO BIG LINGUINI TRYING TO RUIN THE NAME OF DELICIOUS OLIVES THEY ARE MY LIGHT AND JOY OLIVES ARE SO GOOD I CANNOT HELP MYSELF I WILL EAT ONE OR TWO OR A THOUSAND I AM BECOME OLIVE
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i’m starting to think that you might like olives
I don’t see how this is a shitpost, it’s just unironically a great thing to do.
There’s a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )
41 olives.
Yeah, they’re delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.
Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I’m talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.
Wait never go bad?
Not never, but the ones in sealed jars or cans can last years. Opened jars/cans and deli-counter olives can last months if refrigerated.
How much did big olive pay you to say this
I’d love to eat big olive
I have done this, and the only thing I regretted is not eating more olives.
I run out of olives, then tell myself not to do it, but still sneak a sip of juice from the jar.
“You’re disgusting.”
“DON’T YOU JUDGE ME, ME!”
Fun fact - a sip or two of pickle juice is a great cure for heartburn. I don’t even like pickles, but I’ll do it because it works.
I can’t stand olives, even more than I dislike pickles, so idk if olive juice would do the same, but it is, at least, not grosser from an objective view 😅
Olive oil is very healthy, has anyone tried pickle oil I wonder?
Would that just be cucumber oil?
Well yes and maybe no lol, if the oil is extracted after the pickling process it probably has added features and benefits
Drinking pickle juice is a dangerous game. Misjudge your jar tilt and one of those slippery bois will just shoot down your gullet and shuffle you off this mortal coil in the blink of a cucumber.
I’ve heard apple cider vinegar shots being helpful for the same reason
Yeah, by giving you immense heartburn for 30 seconds
Literally my kids everyday. They fucking LOVE olives. It’s weird. We don’t encourage it and we tell ourselves it’s a phase that will eventually wear off.
My mother tells me my uncle would eat nothing but olives for about a year when he was a toddler. He threw a massive fit if they tried to feed him anything else.
In time, it will get sane. I used to drink pickle juice.
Still love pickles, but I don’t drink the brine.
I could eat an entire jar of green olives and drink the juice. Actually I still do. Olives are good.
The ones stuffed with blue cheese are my favorites.
white cheese for me
Autocorrect decided to change “bleu” to “blue”.
What the fuck where do I find said magical item?
If they’re not with the regular olives, maybe they’re in the deli section of the grocery store
Last night I ran out of pickle juice before i ran out of pickles
I’m 23 now and olives are still hard drugs to me, once I get started I want to eat the entire stash
It won’t. I’m in my late 30s and olives are still the fucking best thing ever.
Please🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Where is Olivehate when I need them???
Boooo
Long live the Olive! Glory to the Olive empire!
There’s a secret to liking olives. You have to keep eating them until you pass the gross-bliss barrier. I used to hate olives, but now they’re like crack to me.
Why do that when there are so many other things that I do love??? If there’s nothing else, I can understand, but now??? I don’t get it.
To expand your palate. And also, once you get a taste for them, you ascend to a higher plane of existence.
We call that oliveholme syndrome
I have never in my life seen soo much unequivocally olive positivity. What is this place
keto friendly
I would regret eating one single olive. Yech.
olives are amazing, you just need to find the right one for you. I dont like black olives much and they seem to be on everything, I much prefer Castelvetrano olives
Considering the ‘oliveness’ is the flavor I don’t like and it’s in every type of olive I’ve ever tried, I think I just don’t like olives. I don’t even like the smell.
Fun fact: olives are technically fruit.
More fun facts: tomatoes and pineapples are berries.
Well, pineapple is a bunch of berries fused together.
Unrelated : avocado is a berry.
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pistachios are a drupe (like a charry) not a nut
This just in: Banana has officially sided with the berries!
This means olive oil is fruit juice.
olive juice is fruit juice. olive oil comes from crushing the fruit’s nuts
Right out of the jar with your fingers? Wtf?
With a fork or spear. I dunno who the fuck would dip their fingers into the oil, but I don’t want to shake their hand.
Well yeah, and moreover I don’t want to eat the damn olives after they’ve dipped their digits in there.
It’s definitely more sane to do it with your toes!
Are you 30 to 50 feral hogs?
But, honestly, can you eat this many olives as a healthy meal, or would it mess you up in some way?
No you’d probably get diarrhea from the sodium.
That will pair nicely with the diarrhea I get from my other poor diet choices.
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