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Track_Shovel to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Horse rule

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Horse rule

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  • Hurculina Drubman
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    210•1 year ago

    upon scouring the internet, the only reference I can find to Russian horse ash vases is this meme. I don’t think this is real

    • Farid
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      6•1 year ago

      Could be real, can’t be too sure, gotta double check.

      • [email protected]
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        24•1 year ago

        As an expert on equine burials in the pacific, I’d like to weigh in. Ocean burials make up the overwhelming majority of pacific horse funerals, but there have been notable advances in stratospheric inurnment in recent years.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          what about the ash vase chocolate thing?

          • [email protected]
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            26•1 year ago

            You’re right, I got a bit ahead of myself. Allow me to clarify. In general, the wind in Russia moves from east to west, which is a consideration in both air travel and windmill construction. However, helicopters are among the least impacted aircraft due to their free-form movement and large, stable propellers. Takeoff and landing can both occur within a relatively small area even in unfavorable conditions. I hope that answers any lingering questions.

            • @[email protected]
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              10•1 year ago

              I love you.

            • @[email protected]
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              1•1 year ago

              If I look at the ceiling will you steal my lungs?

              • [email protected]
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                1•1 year ago

                No. Unfortunately, I’m all out of Chianti.

                • @[email protected]
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                  2•1 year ago

                  I was more referring to this clip, but I also appreciate a little Silence of the Lambs.

            • @[email protected]
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              3•1 year ago

              yes, that answers everything. thank you

    • Rose
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      15•1 year ago

      Oh thank good, I was so confused for a while.

      I mean, horses aren’t even real.

    • @[email protected]
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      58•1 year ago

      I feel like the biggest give away is that you’d notice pretty quickly whether or not something is chocolate. The fact that this guy ate cremated ashes and STILL assumed it was chocolate is unbelievable.

      • @[email protected]
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        10•1 year ago

        not if your a dark chocolate liker B)

        • @[email protected]
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          8•1 year ago

          you need to eat better chocolate, normal dark chocolate tastes fine if a little bitter.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            I get it though. Like, I’m into dark chocolate myself, but beyond about 85% dark it gets to be a bit much for me. I’ve absolutely pretended to enjoy 99% before as to avoid embarrassing myself in front of friends who were kinda snobs about it though

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            i was joking … i like dark chocolate :-)

      • Bob
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        3•1 year ago

        Even after covid?

    • nawa
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      122•1 year ago

      It’s not real. The kind of chocolate used in these is just shit. Source: a former child who had to eat those.

      • Hurculina Drubman
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        4•1 year ago

        could you find me a link for something that talks about this awful Russian chocolate? cuz I couldn’t find that either

        • nawa
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          1 year ago

          I guess I can give you a link to how it looks packaged https://images.app.goo.gl/xAAtahXj3H6KYqtx5

          It can also be St Claus (Grandfather Frost in Russia) or a bear

      • volvoxvsmarla
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        15•1 year ago

        That moment when your relatives or family friends gift you Russian chocolate candy like it’s a special treat but you just really don’t want to put it in your mouth

    • @[email protected]
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      30•1 year ago

      I searched all my cupboards for Russian chocolate. It is all crumbly and objectively terrible/an acquired taste.

  • @[email protected]
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    46•1 year ago

    I put a can of Guinness into the fridge today and noticed there is something solid rattling around in it. And now I’m scared to open it and find out what it is.

    • iltoroargento
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      48•1 year ago

      https://draftmag.com/ball-in-guinness-can/

      • @[email protected]
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        19•1 year ago

        Hey thank you!! I really had no idea.

        • iltoroargento
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          6•1 year ago

          Lol nw! I was surprised too when I first bought the cans in college.

      • @[email protected]
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        13•1 year ago

        That article seems ai generated.

        • @[email protected]
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          8•1 year ago

          it’s either AI generated or written by someone who has to meet a minimum word quota and desperately wishes for another job

    • @[email protected]
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      17•1 year ago

      It’s just the foam bullshit thing, you’re good

      • @[email protected]
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        21•1 year ago

        That’s what the CIA wants you to think! It’s actually a kinder surprise.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          That would be no problem either since I’m not in the US. I’m perfectly allowed to swallow and choke on a little toys…

    • Rose
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      3•1 year ago

      You are too afraid to open up a Guinness can to find out what the hell is in there

      I’m too afraid to open up a Guinness can because I’m afraid it won’t be accepted by the can/bottle deposit machine afterwards

      We’re not the same

      /meme

    • @[email protected]
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      33•1 year ago

      If you’re not joking, it’s the widget. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widget_(beer)

  • @[email protected]
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    12•1 year ago

    Somebody has that reaction meme at the end?

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      I lold at that, too :)

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/23503188

      Reverse image searched it and uploaded it to [email protected].

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Deeply appreciated!

  • BarqsHasBite
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    18•1 year ago

    Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 year ago

      Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.

      • @[email protected]
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        14•1 year ago

        ? horses are very strong, like 1HP+

        • @[email protected]
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          8•1 year ago

          Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX

          • @[email protected]
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            7•1 year ago

            isn’t it a nightmare? it’s dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it’s stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS

            what do you think?

            • @[email protected]
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              1 year ago

              If its a nightmare replace the +2 against fire with a +2 against psychic and we’re good. I’d say cosplay Oblivion’s nightmare and make them not die but…

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 year ago

          More like 14HP. Many humans can produce 1HP

    • LinkOpensChest.wav
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      28•1 year ago

      It’s made of horse ashes. I’d think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.

      They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate

      Or maybe this is made up

      • @[email protected]
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        31•1 year ago

        Or maybe this is made up

        Nuh uh.

        • LinkOpensChest.wav
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          22•1 year ago

          Source: I was the horse

          • key
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            12•1 year ago

            RIP

            • @[email protected]
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              8•1 year ago

              Rest In Pieces inside that man’s mouth

              • andrew_bidlaw
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                5•1 year ago

                Yumm, cremated horsecock.

                • @[email protected]
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                  3•1 year ago

                  mr hands is that you?

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