This is reminding me of that animated bit on YouTube where Krillen wishes Frieza’s ship was full of spiders with giant dicks that gave you AIDS if they bit you

I don’t think that picture is from a brown widow. I get Steatoda vibes. And the South Africans call them false button spiders, just like the US calls them false widows.

Forget eating spiders imagine getting sounded by a chlamydia spider

Does someone have that creepy French ad with the spider eating a girl out? The one that’s supposed to be an STD awareness poster? Because this is the perfect place to comment that cursed image.

“I swear babe, I didn’t cheat on you! I just came into contact with a Brown Widow spider!!”

Do not the spider

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