Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I’m too sleepy-eepy so I’d continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I’ve not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

    • andrew_bidlawOP
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      210 months ago

      Janus the Two-Faced tries to find a bridge between British and American English.

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      10 months ago

      Star fleet doesn’t allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.

      Worf: I can’t undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.

      Worf: As an acting officer, I’m limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet…

      Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.

    • andrew_bidlawOP
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      210 months ago

      Nothing.

      Not in a depressing way, I just adore the blank state when I don’t have any responsibilities and worries to occupy my mind and I can build something from the ground. A sense of creative freedom not pre-shaped by external factors. That’s very inspiring.

  • @[email protected]
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    110 months ago

    Small fandoms? Engineer from Risk of Rain 2 kneeling down and petting a turret like it’s a cat. If you feel up to it, they have bustling fungus.

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      210 months ago

      To fund his another adventure, this irish sailor promoted a fresh novelty: drinking shots made from frozen banana cuts. That’s not like his idea failed per se, even though he didn’t think of another way to produce them than spooning out the meat of banana and eating it himself before taking them to the freezer. But his generous soul made him give them off for free to everyone who walked by. He’s not sad that it wasn’t a working business model, but kinda afraid what many pounds of banana and booze would lead to the next time he wakes up.

    • Guadin
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      910 months ago

      I’m sorry man. You’re the best. Don’t give up.

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      5810 months ago

      Cano being overwhelmed by billions of realities where they are happy even if they don’t notice that.

      Being happy for a depressed person is hard, and that realization made me love, kiss, slopy-style, the name IDLES gave to their most popular album: Joy as an act of Resistance. Idk your taste, but maybe these UK punks can make you feel seen at least.

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          210 months ago

          Many of their songs aren’t light and touch topics like toxic masculinity, violence, hatred, burnout, but there’s one I find very fitting.

          If someone talks to you

          The way you do to you

          I’d put their teeth through

          Love yourself!

          IDLES - Television

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          10 months ago

          That’s a valid question. I’d come to it right after I figure out how these hands work. Our written history knows wars started for even less significant reasons, so I’m pretty damn serious.

  • Flying SquidM
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    710 months ago

    I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

    My prompt: The God of Lemmy

    (I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

    • andrew_bidlawOP
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      210 months ago

      That’s a tough cookie.

      Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:

      1. Everyone can adopt their own Lemmy and pet someone’s else.
      2. Someone, even a stranger, can feed them and make them thrive, and that’s the only right way to control them.
      3. No one can stop them from eventually congregating, staying on their two feet and sharing thought in someone’s backyard.

      (The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)

      The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.

      • Flying SquidM
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        210 months ago

        As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.