Someone please help me articulate why this is somehow the funniest thing I have seen all day.
1: the pizza guy getting his order wrong
2: the plane location guy making a new account after being booted off twitter“They would have got me too, but I outsmarted them by wearing my cowboy hat backwards”
Lol!
I assume that one of them was the flight tracker guy who he said was trying to get him killed.
we should talk about Elon then … he had 2! attempts … its unfair towards elon…
Muskrat is a floundering parasite who’ll latch himself onto the current big thing in a desperate attempt to put the spotlight on him. This was an especially pathetic case considering he was trying to one-up MAGA Jesus
Bro is more attention hungry than Homelander
No one cares enough to try to kill you, Elon
Massive Dermott from Venture Bros energy
I can’t find it rn, but there was a onion article that was like “Ms. Rowling, you say the transgender community has made actionable threats against you? | Yes, I was advocating for their complete destruction last week and one of them said something mean to me in a Twitter reply.” That’s what elon considers an attempt on his life. Just like how he considers riding his epstien jet “working”.
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Really they’re just calling hits in on themselves for the showmanship.
Trump’s enacted Operation Crossfire: as an aside stokes more christofascist fervor and racism without regard for his followers.
Meanwhile Elon is throwing money around yelling random bullshit go, decreasing the overall experience for his user base and fanboys and now needs a canon event.
New #metoo movement?
Almost crashing your bazinga cars isn’t surviving an assassination attempt, Elon
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Oh noes! Anyways…
