Tom Crooks, welcome to the BRICs resistance.
The Iranians had to choose between Trump, Spiderman, and Spongebob
My Big Wet President 2: Soleimani’s Revenge
coming to a rally near you this summer
You come for my president you best not miss
“I’m putting a team together. We have the best heroes, don’t we folks?”
And yet they still let him get shot?
To be fair, it was really hot on that day and they were hungover so no one was really on their A-Game.
hungover
Ah, so it was Havana Syndrome
Yeah, havana couple beers.
Ah, the JFK Special.
The FBI is going to soon provide intel that the shooter went to a small house party held by a friend of a friend of a friend and he spoke to an attractive Iranian girl for up to 60 seconds.
Did the secret service force everyone to toss their garbage on the ground, or is it just customary in that part of the country?
Would’ve done it regardless. Chuds love to litter. They like to kill the environment and they like the idea of a poor person having to clean up after them.
getting maybe shot because of fascist infighting at your fascist rally is still no excuse for littering
this but unironically, I’d def be clutching my trash until death
Quick, a national event we can capitalize on, publish the Iran hit piece! Don’t forget to change out all the placeholders!
fr, this is textbook limited hangout
