Super happy to be that Linux guy sitting by myself with no one to bother me while I’m getting things done.
Plot twist: the “wolves” are just furries going to a major infosec conference, and will also talk endlessly about Linux
And about how they penetrated disney so hard with their hairy giant cocks, lol
Do you realize you could simply not type a comment about hairy giant cocks?
Yes
- I use linux too so I’d get a more diverse range of conversation material with the wolves.
I’M GONNA PET THE PUPPIES :D
and feed them ._.
Hear me out.
The Wolves got through the airport checkpoints without any issues.
And what do you imply?
It was an argument in favor of the wolves. In fact, there is no implication at all, it was very blatant.
You can punch the guy, I would help too
Inside me:
What distro, terminal emulator, shell, and text editor does this person like? We might have stuff to talk about. If the answers to any of the above are Fedora, XTerm, Bash, or Pico then we have nothing to talk about and I’ll take the wolves
Slackware, console, sh, ed.
Ah. Someone who found what worked for them a long time ago and has developed an expertise in something esoteric. I’m sure we’ll have much to discuss
“You are inside 2 wolves”
Can’t answer, as I am the guy on the left (plus 10 years and 50 lbs).
I’ll sit with you bro
Any more seats left?
What OS do the wolves use? And are they there to crank their hogs?
Definitely next to Linux guy. I’ve been working on Linux since very early days, so I don’t talk about it because at this point it is as core to my life as knowing how to brush teeth. Nothing would entertain me more than to spend a flight giving that guy the ole “ummmm…actually”.
Could you give us your opinions on what you would change about bash if you could go back in time and just decide how it was?
Me, avoiding that hornets nest.
Add a 30-second delay after every command to make it harder for hackers
Emacs or vi?
nano
Heathen!
Obviously vi.
I would love to sit next to you gaining Linux knowledge!
No, you’re the Linux guy this image macro is about.
Oh, I’ll bore you to death talking about stuff, just not Linux.
You convinced me; “Pack of wolves, please?”
Depends what distro he runs
He runs arch btw
If you need me I’ll be sky diving Minus the parachute.
My homies use gentoo
I’ll ride on the wing
i recommend the wheel, its way more fun
Ill ride cargo.
*I use Rust btw
I feel like that has been superseded by Nix these days. Arch is now boring stable tech.
Well this is lemmy, nearly everyone is the Linux guy. Personally I would definitely sit next to the Linux guy because I would love to nerd out with someone else about Linux for 10 hours.
There’s an easy way to solve the hungry wolf problem. Which also solves the other.
Feed the Linux bros to the wolves.
*I use BSD, btw.
I thought it would’ve been for you and the Linux guy to grab the people in first class to feed to the wolves…
We tried that first. Wolves were still hungry.
You say that, but what if they use Manjaro.
Then they won’t be able to talk because their SSL cert has expired
I’ll sit beside him, put in my IEMs so I can’t hear him and reimage my steam deck with windows 11 just to make him squirm.
This might be one of the few scenarios where the wolves feel bad for him and eat you anyway.
The wolves are the ones that gave me the windows installation media.
So You Have Chosen Death
Oh, hi Satan.
Wait, you carry Win11 installation media with you? Who let you out of Arkham Asylum?
