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@[email protected] to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 11 months ago

i bet she also watches porn to see the plumber actually fix the sink

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i bet she also watches porn to see the plumber actually fix the sink

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@[email protected] to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 11 months ago
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    116•11 months ago

    Fediverse hookup site when

    • @[email protected]
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      Prob the closest we got: https://github.com/Alovoa/Alovoa/

      • @[email protected]
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        14•11 months ago

        Everyone over there has a non-identifying picture and their bio is “I’m just testing this out” or “Can you tell me how this works?”

        Of those who have an actual picture, most bios go like “I like free software” or “What’s your favorite programming language?”

        Although, it might be a place for nerdy trans people (mostly trans women devs, if I’m not mistaken) to date.

        • @[email protected]
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          Well, the fediverse is largely populated with trans (furry communist) open-source developers. (Not judging btw, just noticing. Live your truth)

          Fediverse dating app users are necessarily going to be a subset of fediverse users.

    • @[email protected]
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      As long as it’s distributed and peer to peer, like where each of us independently asks another human being on a date without relying on a central service.

      Wait a minute…

      • @[email protected]
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        Imagine if it WAS a centralized service. Like imagine you could ONLY go on dates at TGIFridays. Thats just where you go to meet people to date. Or hang out at the bar if you’re just looking to get your dick sucked.

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          11 months ago

          Bar better be called BJ’s or I want my money back.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•11 months ago

            What money? The bar is open source. Free, as in beer.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•11 months ago

          I think that’s called an adult video store

    • idunnololz
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      I bet it’s gonna be like a 10:1 male to female ratio.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        2•11 months ago

        Which is different from any other site…how?

      • @[email protected]
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        I dunno, lotta MtFs on the Fediverse that might shift the metrics.

        • idunnololz
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          Trueeeeeee

        • @[email protected]
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          Fediverse hookup when

        • @[email protected]
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          10•11 months ago

          Yeah but if you’re looking for cis women you’re shit out of luck.

          • @[email protected]
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            11•11 months ago

            Vaginas are overrated

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              10•11 months ago

              I like em

          • @[email protected]
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            2•11 months ago

            Nobody cares.

            • @[email protected]
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              15•11 months ago

              It’s funny when people from a tiny, heavily discriminated against minority decide to be bigots.

              • @[email protected]
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                6•11 months ago

                Being attracted only to cis women isn’t a sexuality.

                • @[email protected]
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                  14•11 months ago

                  Nobody cares.

      • @[email protected]
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        56•11 months ago

        More like 1000:1. Tinder is already 10:1.

        And I’m not exaggerating btw, I actually think saying one in a thousand fediverse users is a) a woman, and b) is willing to hook up, is generous. Plus there’s probably 10x as many trans women as cis women in that category.

        The fediverse is ridiculously male, or at least assigned male at birth.

        • @[email protected]
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          25•11 months ago

          So then that app would be great if it catered to gay and trans users.

          • @[email protected]
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            28•11 months ago

            Correct.

            We got the gay communism part down, and we’re closing in on fully automated, now we just need the luxury and space bits

            FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM

            • @[email protected]
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              Is this the future leftists want

        • @[email protected]
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          5•11 months ago

          Don’t equate male and AMAB.

          • @[email protected]
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            21•11 months ago

            Have you ever once in your life NOT been offended?

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              Getting offended is a whole personality these days

        • @[email protected]
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          Where did you get the sex/gender data? No one has ever polled me on Lemmy.

          • @[email protected]
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            Do you want polled? If the sacred videos are too be believed, calling a plumber or ordering a pizza is a surefire way to get polled.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•11 months ago

        So just like Tinder then?

        • @[email protected]
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          Fedr

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      Well, there seems to be [email protected] but it seems to be very much dead

    • @[email protected]
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      10•11 months ago

      Now.

      • ValorieAF [she/her]
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        6•11 months ago

        When will then be now?

        • @[email protected]
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          7•11 months ago

          Soon!

          • jawa21
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      • @[email protected]
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        I mean…is this what flirting is? Are we flirting right now?

        • @[email protected]
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          21•11 months ago

          Sure, why not.

          Wanna go for a drink in Ten Forward?

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            *I put on my robe and wizard hat.*

            • @[email protected]
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              10•11 months ago

              A classic meme from a more civilized age!

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                Y’all already have pet names for each other in your handles, that’s cute.

        • whoareu
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          Yes I am hard right now

          • kamenLady.
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            Omg, who are you?

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      28•11 months ago

      Lonely Linux seeks Hot Communist for activism and more.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•11 months ago

      There kinda is one. Fedimatch

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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        25•11 months ago

        Good. I don’t actually want to use one, I just want it to exist 🙂

    • @[email protected]
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      6•11 months ago

      Hey… what are you wearing?

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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        21•11 months ago

        The last ten years poorly, and you? ☺️

        • @[email protected]
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          1•11 months ago

          I don’t really get it.

      • Sparky
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        Programmer socks. And you?

  • AmidFuror
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    15•11 months ago

    Ma’am, I do my own plumbing!

    • ArkhamNightshift
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      3•11 months ago

      Sweet reference!!

      • @[email protected]
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        Oh yeah!

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