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Kristi Noem approves
Kristi Noem, RFK Jr, and the article mentioned Dr. Oz as well. What is with dog scandals in politics lately?
Don’t forget the dog in a crate strapped to Mitt Romney’s car roof a few years ago.
Probably rug burn from the couch cushions.
JD Couch Fucker Vance is coming for that cushion.
Sadly, this one involves burning the testicles of actual living monkeys, and not merely engaging in private pleasures
I love the memes that this rumor has brought about, but i think for integrity’s sake we should make sure people know that we haven’t verifiably found it to be true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-hillbilly-elegy-first-edition-couch-erotica/
I do however think its a pretty safe assumption.
What questions? We all know he’s a terrible person to the core.
Amongst other problems.
Don’t we all though?
I wish I’d contented myself with the headline on this one.
Thank you for the comment. I’ll let my curiousity go unanswered and my imagination take the reins.
A Trump and Vance ticket shows that even Christians can’t pretend they were really voting for Pence like last time. I don’t think a worse combination is possible.
Seems like Trump’s people didn’t do any digging to vet Vance, but the MAGA crowd will write it all off as fake news anyway.
Now that’s it’s come out that he got bullied into the JD pick by his failsons, I’m thinking they did do some digging. He just got bullied.
failsons
New word of the day!
Noun
An incompetent, unsuccessful middle-class or upper-class man who is protected from economic duress by his family’s wealth or influence.
Also the fact that Trump only cares about himself and his growing cognitive decline means he probably had zero idea who any of the people on “his short list” even were. So when his offspring offered to make that pick for him I’m sure he was all for it, and being a raging narcissist believed it didn’t even matter against Biden.
It’s sad how old he is. Old and quite weird.
It’s the sequel no one wanted:
Trump term 2
2 old 2 weird
These people are just fucking awful, top to bottom.
Is there top and bottom with couches? I’m confused.
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Even under the best of circumstances, the monkeys used in AmplifyBio’s research have short, dismal lives. This is evidenced in a study published in June in the journal PLOS Pathogens, conducted at AmplifyBio on 25 macaques. The experiment required drilling holes in the monkeys’ skulls to deliver vaccine injections directly into their brains. After a month of observation, the study records, the animals were “humanely terminated,” and their brains harvested for research.
Macaques, which the article states AmplifyBio uses, are smart enough that the stone tools they make were briefly used as evidence of human presence in south america. Their tools were close enough to human tools as to fool some experts.
… what a unique sentence.
Headlines are getting wild.
Dolphins, monkeys, cats, couches, no dead dogs yet.
I missed the cat thing. What did Jorkin Dapeanus Vance do to a cat?
Preeeeettty sure his name is Jance Dance Vance, and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
That looks like the titular character from Xavier Renegade Angel
“I said I had enough of that at school…” -Lance Vance
google childless cat ladies, it’s legacy.
Watch it turn out he was part of the zoosadist group from awhile back.
CW: animal cruelty
spoiler
From the article:
The test involved 48 beagles and evaluated an analog of the neurotransmitter creatine. Due to toxicity of the test substance, 15 dogs had to be put down. Two more were found dead in the lab.
yet.
There’s absolutely no proof that J.D. Vance uses burnt monkey testicles as anal beads while making love to his chaiselongue. Reports of him heating them up in a red Le Creuset cast iron skillet before insertion are pure speculation.
There’s also no proof he doesn’t though so we can’t say for sure
… I just want to stop learning more about this man. Everywhere you look, there’s something even more fucked up than whatever you knew before.
(Jk, everyone needs to learn about him so we can win in November)
I just hate the fact that this absolute fucker has ruined the name JD. I love Scrubs.
Before 2016 I used to use twice impeached, convicted felon ex-president 45’s name a lot for context and comparison because it is short and can act as a hard emphasis word.
Not any more and I can’t find a verb to replace it but I’ll be damned if I give that fascist shitstain even one drop of SEO even on accident
He’s not an absolute fucker unless absolute is a brand of couch.
It comes with shot-glass-sized cup holders in the armrest.
That and the good name of Vance Refrigeration
What kinda business you in Bob?
Scrubs ruined the name JD, but he makes it even worse.
