It’s bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this “house” is probably miserable.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago

    Maybe I have bad taste but I dig this one. Look at all the space! Would have to bring like 5 other people to fill up all the rooms though.

    • @[email protected]
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      711 months ago

      When I was a high school, I had a friend who lived in a very similar house, sans siding mania. My friends and I were there to pick up our friend, but we ended up going inside for like 10min. The house was super long and just had so many room and doors. Didn’t get the grand tour or anything. As far as I knew, there were only like 5 or 6 in their family: 2 parents and 3 or 4 kids. But I think other family members lived there, too. It’d be too big for one family, and there was enough stuff that made it look like relatives lived there as well.

      I remember thinking, “How do you not get lost in here?” And, “Was this always a house, or was it like a converted apartment or boarding house, like for assisted living?” I never asked because I didn’t want to embarrass my friend. The rest of us lived in SFHs or duplexes. Didn’t want to put them on the spot or anything.

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    1611 months ago

    That. Fucking. Wiring.

    This is a fire waiting to happen, I can’t imagine what’s in the walls.

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      611 months ago

      You don’t have to, did you see one of the last pictures? It’s completely unfinished and you can see the wiring. Romex running everywhere. x. x

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        311 months ago

        While I’d rather seen neat conduit, the reality is that Romex is permissible in a lot of states. Romex is a real pain in the ass if you ever need to run new wiring though.

  • JoYo
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    1211 months ago

    Oh wow, a walk-in closet? Singular.

  • magnetosphere
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    3811 months ago

    “Has your cult outgrown mom’s basement? Do I have the place for you!”

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    1311 months ago

    Any one else notice the shower controls OUTSIDE the shower?!

    That’s also quite a labyrinth of a front door patio

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      411 months ago

      The feont door looks like there is a damn amusement park waiting line arrangement.

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      711 months ago

      The idea of shower controls on the outside is solid if you have a thermostatic shower valve, that way you can turn your shower on & have it be at the right temp for you before you get in.

      However in this instance it just adds to the bizzaro feel to the while thing

    • Dwemthy (he/him)
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      311 months ago

      The front steps remind me of the switchback stairs in the Winchester mansion

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    6011 months ago

    Looks like it could be easily transformed into a swinger club. And you could power wash the whole facility after the weekends.

  • JackbyDev
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    1311 months ago

    Babe, I got this siding for a steal. It’d be stupid to not use it inside.