It’s the funniest possible sequence of events, and no one wouldve seen it coming
What does that even look like for the culture of the US lol
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I think would be funnier if he have s heart attack and could not speak after that anymore.
This would make it the second most successful political assassination attempt of recent times. And it would spark the left into a very serious debate about whether the situation with assassinations has changed.
people should set off fireworks near his rallies.
Would be funnier if he just did a big sulky pout and went “You know what? Fuck you” before storming off stage and flying away in his helicopter
and crashing into the side of a mountain while the cameras are still on
Oh shit he has a campaign stop in northern Iran next week
Never get in a helicopter
One of the freaks who make up his base is gonna try to shoot him again because he edged them for three years with no payoff
the post nut clarity after edging for 8 years
Now that’s a man who knows a little something about quitting.
It’s always the funniest outcome somehow. At the beginning of the year, them both dying seemed infinitely more likely to me than both dropping out. Trump probably would love to if not for the brand and ego. Would need a hell of an excuse to drop out, while sustaining less damage to either than losing to Kamala.
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Me: I’ve spoken with the crew, we’ve voted, and we’ve all agreed that we’d like to eat something on this vessel other than these penis shaped potatoes.
Captain: No, this is a dictatorship.
KHive dems have got him spooked and he’s scared of being labelled a “weird fat loser” so he takes his ball and goes home
we all talk about “funniest outcome” constantly, but none of you managed to lathe “big wet boy scared of xanned-out copmala due to her posting power” into existence, did you?
We’ve been running a toy lathe this whole time
yeah honestly the ‘he needs to be president to avoid prosecution/bankruptcy’ just rings hollow at this point
I actually think that a lot of the charges would just be quietly dropped if he quit the race and agreed never to run for office again.
: “It’s not the same without Joe there.”I need an interview where Mooch and Blagojavich interview each other
no one wouldve seen it coming
I want to have a Steven Colbert emoji to scream ‘MOOOOCH’ right now
It looks like a big old sigh of relief followed by unlimited brunch in the first world
brunchlimited genocide on the first world
Trump becomes a shell of a man from the shooting and refuses to show up to anymore events before dropping out
Trump’s life flashed before his eyes and he decided to live out his true dream of becoming a….
Someone help me out here.
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He really just wants to be a famous talkshow host. I’m pretty sure that’s all he’s ever wanted. He wants the biggest show on TV, a platform to ramble about politics and Phantom of the Opera, and a place where he can make famous people show up and listen to him do those things while they tell him what an honor it is.
pro wrestler?
He’s definitely more of a manager. Maybe he could look after ted dibiase. Is he still going?
Old DiBiase came back for a little while a couple of years back for a funny storyline, young DiBiase Jr got fired like a decade ago and also apparently went to jail for charity / welfare fraud or some shit
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full-time grifter (I mean without the president stuff)
Talkshow host!
