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I think I wanna be her when I grow up.
She’s 21. I wanna be her and ungrow down. :(
Holy Moses, half my age and hugging a huge cheese. #goalz
My back couldn’t handle holding that much cheese now. :(
Not with that attitude!
Or that spine.
Yeah, maybe work up a skeleton instead of all the fancy aerial maneuvers?
Well I’d rather be the cheese
Why do I want cheese now?
Gorgeous. Two of my favorite things.
Cheese and spandex?
Another cheese
Exquisite!
You gonna eat that?
Yes
This better not awaken anything in me
There seems to be a strategically placed hand blocking a parmesan grinder, probably for the best. But seriously, the other photo of her smiling and hugging the cheese like a giant stuffed animal is somehow heartwarming. It’s cheese, brain. Thousands of dollars of fancy cheese.
And she’s looking at the camera in a way that says, “I know you looked there.”
Time to buy some swiss cheese
These images are almost perfectly arousing, they just need to get rid of the lady and I’ll be at full mast
Too late
Sigh… unzips pants
Well, I’m not going to not daydream that maybe my little piece of parmesean came from one of those wheels. That’s a lot of cheese - it’s not like they’re going to just throw that out.
I’ve read that in Parma the cheese is so valuable they essentially have banks that hold the cheese for people. I’m almost wondering if this cheese was her payment for the marketing gig.
Would be a shame not to share that cheese with the world. In the states I’ve seen full wheels go for about $1k.
I find this post kind of chessy…and yes I will see myself out.
They’d make all their money back if they auctioned off those particular wheels
that third wheel will go for millions
and the feet ones too probably
If I were parmesan I’d sponsor her too. She’s the wheel deal.
The prophecy was true!
It’s worked for and on me
o7
Username checks out
Thanks, and my romantic life is going grate
This lesbian has big dad energy.
It’s probably why moms are into me
Oof!
Which cheese fascinates you the most? And is there a fascination type? Are cow milk blue cheeses more fascinating than goat milk cheeses?
An aged cheddar has a fascinating complexity. Give me cheeses old enough to have gained wisdom
Some tetracycline might help that
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What does this have to do with gymnasts sponsored by cheese?
Never heard of vaginal cheese?
How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent
Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?
no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard
can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.
Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it’s nothing.
It’s unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.
They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.
is that how they get the cheese sponsorship??
plz i need to know
That one is a mystery to me I’m afraid.
I’ll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.
Those cheese wheels are heavy too, she makes it look easy to pick up
she cute
