I’m Pissed

Nusm · 9 months ago

I’m Pissed

@greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

My wife once got mad at me for something I did IN HER DREAM

@NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 9 months ago

I made us late for our flight in a dream once by insisting on going to a Virgin Megastore and she won’t let me forget it.

@sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Yup. Mine was legitimately furious with me for a few hours until she finally convinced herself it was just a dream.

I’m sure I’ve done plenty of crazy/stupid things in return though.

@zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 9 months ago

Just offer to apologize in your next dream.

Random_Character_A · 9 months ago

Is it any different than wife getting angry about something she imagined I was thinking? That shit happens all the time.

@midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

My wife is always waking up butt hurt because I cheated on her in a dream. It’s never been a real issue though, and we laugh about it.

@person420@lemmynsfw.com · 9 months ago

If your wife is constantly having dreams about you cheating on her there’s probably a deeper issue that needs to be explored.

@FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org · 9 months ago

You should probably find a different wife then.

@NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 9 months ago

Nice reversal of gender stereotypes over which one comes back from the pub every night bladdered.

@dunz@feddit.nu · 9 months ago

This is some boomer Facebook level shit

@BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

Wife bad and mad. So funny.

@Phegan@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

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@blibla@slrpnk.net · 9 months ago

go to therapy dude

@haulyard@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Me: Showed this to wife

Wife: “Yes”

@kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

wife bad

dditty · 9 months ago

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

Maven (famous) · 9 months ago

PFP checks out

Lucy :3 · 9 months ago

Husband good?

@ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Also bad, just different

@Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

People bad. Relationship bad. Consumers good.

@ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

The bad and unhappy couple’s hair looks fabulous, I wonder which products they use?

@johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Boomer humor

@Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 9 months ago

Communication: try it sometime.

@SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

No you.

@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 9 months ago

This is just the modern version of those boomer comics where the punchline is a guy not liking his wife

@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Disagree. This is still boomer.

@doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

I’d argue it’s every generation for all of time

@BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

It seems to be exactly that. I don’t like my wife, she,s always mad.

@FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org · 9 months ago

Lol wife bad, amirite?

@Etterra@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Ok boomer.

@FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org · 9 months ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

~ George Carlin

flicker · 9 months ago

I didn’t know Carlin said this, but the funny thing about it is, any bi person will tell you it’s the truth. You have to pick between dating crazy, or stupid.

@sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

So… how do trans people work in here? Do they transition from crazy to stupid or vice versa, or do they get a bit of both? Or do they cancel each other out?

flicker · 9 months ago

I have no idea. I haven’t personally dated any. Just (as far as I know) cis people.

I’ll look at revising my data if I break up with my current partner. I don’t expect that to happen anytime soon, though.

@fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

You didn’t get the memo? Don’t stick your bits in crazy!