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This could be yours for $249,000!

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This could be yours for $249,000!

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  • @[email protected]
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    Bit of a fixer upper but with a little bit of TLC she’ll be good as new.

  • platysalty
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    I feel like I need to roll a Constitution save just from looking at this picture.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    24•2 years ago

    There may still be free drugs hidden in the walls.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    249k or 2.49m ? I think you have a typo.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Ha! Either way, it’s too expensive! I’ll fix it.

      • @[email protected]
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        Well, now it’s even more expensive. 249000! is a hell of a big number.

        • @[email protected]
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          I tried googling it out of curiosity and I couldn’t find an answer lmao. I don’t think there’s even a scientific prefix for that large

  • @[email protected]
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    Wow, two endorsements from Elon Musk even.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    I can fix her.

  • @[email protected]
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    Cozy 🙊

  • @[email protected]
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    Is that shit on the walls on the left?

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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      11•2 years ago

      If you’re lucky.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Don’t even need an inspection, I’ll just put my bid in.

  • @[email protected]
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    An absolute steal! ✊Get in there my son!

  • @[email protected]OP
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    Here’s the exterior:

    • @[email protected]
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      Perfect place to go and die :'D

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    • A Cat
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      23•2 years ago

      How much acreage? That could be the key here.

      • ivanafterall
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        Seriously, that’s a hell of a yard.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          It looks like a tornado hit everything but the house.

          • JJROKCZ
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            Yea that happens when a house gets abandoned, this one has that look for sure. It’s likely all fixable or you could just tear it down and build a McMansion on the grounds which is probably what will happen

      • @[email protected]
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        Yeah, the land alone could well be worth that.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    Many fine vintages of methamphetamine have been consumed on these premises.

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