I stole it from R*ddit
But Bradley is OK, I assume.
What if they named the kid “Eff Sixteen” or “Raptor?”
You mean “Viper”?
Himars doesn’t have numbers and sounds relativity normal
Five kids named atacams clustering around the swingset…
But mah freedom of l33t speech!
So now I understand why Musk hates Ukraine.
Father Lawnchair Pilot.
Interesting. Assuming real, in a war-torn country, I could imagine this is to combat accidental exclamations of a name that could lead people to act rashly.
With Russia kidnapping children, it’s they much harder to get them back without conventional names… We demand the return of John Smith! we demand the return of 67AutumnLeaves! Russian: We have no one in our system with that name we must not of took him.
And then, when 67AutumnLeaves grows up, he can be offered a chance to be injected with super soldier formula and chase Shoigu to the gates of Hell.
“Must not have” or “must not’ve.”
Essess Kay Moskva
John Paul II enters the chat.
Technically not Arabic numbers. Probably F-XVI would pass muster
I like it. I like it A LAWT.
How do you spell “Fighting Falcon” in Ukranian?
F XVI fuck you
I was going to go effsixteen, but that’s because I know the tragic tale of Ronly Bonly.
How about naming the kid Dynamics, and setting them up early for a nice and lifelong military career? Because one day that name might make sense.
La Forge Gorwell.
I’m expecting MST3K references. Don’t let me down, edgelords.
Who’d name their kid Poopie Suit?