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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 10 months ago

Ever want to feel like a spy on your hardest mission yet?

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Ever want to feel like a spy on your hardest mission yet?

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 10 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    4•10 months ago

    Excellent gift.

  • ✺roguetrick✺
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    4•10 months ago

    Name brand Viagra is over $100 per dose. Anybody taking it can fucking afford a ring.

  • @[email protected]
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    50•10 months ago

    I used to have a ring with a compartment where I would keep coke. Humorously, the ring “gem” was a mirror. I had to stop wearing it because the mirror kept reflecting light and blinding people.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•10 months ago

    I want one of these so bad, I’d keep ibuprofen in it

  • @[email protected]
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    4•10 months ago

    Is that from the old Conan show?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      3•10 months ago

      I’m not sure. It does seem like something they might do though.

      I also wouldn’t be surprised if it were sold as a legitimate product at some point.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•10 months ago

        deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    34•10 months ago

    Doubles as a micro cock ring

    • @[email protected]
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      2•10 months ago

      Look at you owning a cock!

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      11•10 months ago

      Nice humblebrag.

      • @[email protected]
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        13•10 months ago

        yes, but has a nice ring to it.

  • IninewCrow
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    42•10 months ago

    Swap a friends ring pill with a blue laxative

    • DrSleepless
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      60•10 months ago

      He won’t know if he’s coming or going

      • The Picard ManeuverOP
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        40•10 months ago

        • @[email protected]
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          13•10 months ago

          I want the backstory please

          • @[email protected]
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            9•10 months ago

            Patrick Stewart farted.

            • @[email protected]
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              3•10 months ago

              Ah yes, farting is very funny.

              • @[email protected]
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                3•10 months ago

                The oldest joke we have a record of as a species is a fart joke. This is my favorite factoid of all time, maybe ever.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Fun fact: Norman Mailer coined the word factoid in 1973. He wrote:

                  “[Factoids are] facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority.”

                  In other words, a factoid is a clickbait “alternative” fact.

                • @[email protected]
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                  3•10 months ago

                  maybe ever.

                  Would you say: since time immemorial?

          • IninewCrow
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            10•10 months ago

            It starts with a grande bean burrito and ends with a Mexican hooker

  • Victoria Antoinette
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    4•10 months ago

    this is a great gimmick for poker players. show it of to a couple buddies so when someone calls you out for double dealing and wearing a shiner, one of them can stick up for you and say you just have a limp dick.

  • @[email protected]
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    Rikers favourite ring

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      4•10 months ago

  • ArkhamNightshift
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    5•10 months ago

    One side is even ribbed, for your pleasure!

  • @[email protected]
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    24•10 months ago

    As a completely and totally cis person, would this work with the funni make-girl pills?

    • SkaveRat
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      3•10 months ago

      Ah. Tit-tacs

    • @[email protected]
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      14•10 months ago

      Yeah, estrogen tablets are usually small enough they would fit in a ring like that.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•10 months ago

        And there are much nicer looking alternatives to this one, too. Just look up poison ring.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•10 months ago

    I’ve got pockets, thanks.

    • @[email protected]
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      okay, but will pockets make you feel like a cool super spy, the kind you watched movies about when you didn’t need a pill to get hard?

      it’s not even criticism, I think this is a cool toy for old dudes. they should have it.

  • fadingembers
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    4•10 months ago

    Damn great pun OP

  • @[email protected]
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    21•10 months ago

    Gives a whole new meaning to kissing the ring.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      8•10 months ago

      “Okay, you can stop kissing the ring, JESUS CHRIST LET GO OF THE POOR RING.”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    takes his cyanide pill; doesn’t die, just gets horny

    Meanwhile on the other side of town, Grandpa is about to get some, pops his Viagra and dies.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•10 months ago

      Your captor thinks the torture isn’t working as intended.

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