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maybe this is even better, instead of him being a martyr, he’s a pathetic loser
In the eyes of maga chuds anyway. In any case, good. All of these bastard politicians deserve to suffer. Dying quickly is too good for them. I won’t be the one to do it, but they are the enemies of humanity.
I just thought of a new theory: this is why Trump’s posting has declined so hard. He can’t use Twitter or Truth Social anymore, so he hired someone to do it for him. Unfortunately, the new guy can’t capture Trump’s posting power and his entire job training consisted of whatever Republican they got roped into doing it feeding him the old boomer playbook that’s totally disconnected from Trump’s posting. That’s why now we have boomer uncle fake Trump on social media saying shit like Barack HUSSEIN Obama that was outdated 15 years ago.
I am almost certain that Trump has tweeted Barack HUSSEIN Obama quite a few times over the years. The boomer playbook was and has been Trump’s playbook all along. The dude is obsessed with Obama, he posted his address like a year ago. He kept saying Obama spied on his campaign and all kinds of shit.
Without a doubt most average hexbear posters could tweet better Trump speak than whoever they might have hired
many people are saying this
back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left…
I get it, the dude was inches from death. That messes you up
Particularly when you watch the majority of the entire country that you live in react by going “damn sucks he missed”
Drop an acorn on the roof of a nearby car and see if he dies from shock
SHOTS FIRED,
jfc
lmao
xd
Least narcissistic Trump moment.
Is this going to be the one failed assassination that kind of worked?
Maybe it worked as character assassination, which, good?
Posts are stored in the earlobe
It’s one of those assassinations where due to multiple factors, it failing actually ended up being the more successful outcome.
Imagining the beginning of Apocalypse Now but with Trump, shadowboxing and chugging wet sauce.
he’s the only person who even remembers that shit unprompted anymore
Other people do too, but usually it’s also unprompted and he has to see his bloody head again by surprise
U and me both brother (the watching him get shot thing not the PTSD thing
Are ya winning son?
Tis but a scratch (literally).
