I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

  • @[email protected]
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    372 years ago

    Ironically, the text on this meme is so small that I had to zoom in on it on my vertical phone to be able to read it

    • Lev_Astov
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      22 years ago

      How is that ironic? It’s exactly what we expect when you hold your phone in the wrong orientation for the aspect ratio of the image displayed.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      This is pretty good, but damn it’s almost 11 years old! I guess 2012 was well into smart phone adoption, but it seems like it’s only gotten worse thanks to apps like Snapchat and tiktok

  • @[email protected]
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    292 years ago

    Why can’t the software have an option to hold your phone vertically but shoot horizontally? How is this not fixed yet?

    • @[email protected]
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      92 years ago

      Because the sensors are landscape 4:3 and you would lose resolution when doing so.

      AFAIK there’s no other reason other than that and giving people the option might confuse people.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 years ago

        Many sensor are 3:2 or non trivial ratios because of how the color filter pattern is aligned. Why do you think the sensors are 4:3?

        • @[email protected]
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          52 years ago

          I realise sensors come in other aspect ratios, but I didn’t want to spend the time researching and listing them all. Some sensors are 4:3 (like the IMX363).

          But that’s irrelevant to my point that the sensor is not square which means you lose more resolution cropping to 16:9 in one orientation (usually portrait) than the other.

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        Many camera sensors in phones are so high resolution nowadays, you could fit 4K video in any orientation

        • @[email protected]
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          52 years ago

          I agree! I wonder if there’s already camera apps that do this?

          In any case, unless it’s in the default camera app and a default option, it will likely do nothing to reduce the plague of vertical video. I would guess that most people filming something that would be better in landscape didn’t even think about it, so won’t think about turning an option on.

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        I used to have a phone with a special camera that took 16:9 landscape video while the phone was in portrait mode. Good times.

        So it’s definitely possible for the phone manufacturers to implement they just choose not to.

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        22 years ago

        They’d figure it out real quick if manufacturers could ask agree to build sensors turned 90 degrees and disable recording in portrait. Obviously keep the possibility to take photos, but disable video recording.

        Then I sit back and watch to see what happens next. I see a few possibilities.

        1- Highly unlikely, but newer phone sales go in the toilet, while the second market goes crazy with people trying to get phones that still have the portrait camera. People will be confused at first, but most people tend to pick it up quick and just incorporate it as the new normal. It would have to be coordinated as a big launch at once, to force quick adoption.

        2- People just kind of shrug and move on with it, like they did with changes like headphone jack removal, or charger non-inclusion. Except this time, it’s a good thing.

        3- TikTok dies a horrible death, and YouTube shorts jumps on the market, finally becoming an actual thing that’s not just a backup copy of TikTok content. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a short that was made for YouTube, not for TikTok.

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          12 years ago

          If you did that, then your video feed would always be using less pixels than it could have otherwise if the orientation of the camera and display matched though, the result could be seen at better resolution after shooting, but that would be pretty tedious

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          22 years ago

          I think someone will make an app that overrides the IMU measurements so the phone thinks it’s in landscape when it’s portrait, then use another app to rotate the video to be vertical.

  • Hofmaimaier
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    262 years ago

    Wait till the vertical TV comes out, and then the vertical cinema, oh and of course the first vertical movie that guaranteed gets an Oscar…

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    Vertical video is for teens. You sign an agreement never to do that again when you turn 18. Those who film vertical after the age of 18 are forever forbidden from leaving Facebook

  • ZephrC
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    132 years ago

    Overall 16:9 is mostly better than 4:3 if you aren’t scaling up the size and price of your screen with the cube of the diagonal length, and I’m glad we’ve moved on to 16:9, but 4:3 wasn’t actually ever that bad. It’s fine. Not great, but fine. There’s no need to be melodramatic about it.

    • Nina
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      72 years ago

      I don’t think anyone thinks 4:3 was that bad, it’s just being used as a precursor/setup for “stop recording in vertical!!”

  • @[email protected]
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    302 years ago

    Dude, I couldn’t agree more. There should be a special place in hell for people who shoot vertically.

  • Jackie's Fridge
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    I will say, I frame based on the subject & purpose of the video. Leaving aside platform requirements (TikTok’s vertical-only format), I don’t mind shooting vertical if it’s a 1-person eye-level video, especially if I need to get their whole figure in the shot. More than 1 person and it’s horizontal.

    What I seethe with rage at are the idiots who shoot historical events (tsunamis, daring rescues, sporting events or any fast action) vertically and then firehouse the camera back & forth trying to capture the action. Those people should be smacked and their phones taken away.

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      22 years ago

      Hell yeah ISO 216 forever babyyyyyyy

      I believe one of the overpriced Google tablets actually did use 1: √2 ratio, but they didn’t stick with it. Of course, google has the attention span of a lobotomized gerbil so they don’t stick with anything.

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    Then you have the opposite.

    Fucking dimwits uploading stretched 19:6 gameplays to YouTube of videogames that were designed for a 4:3 aspect ratio.

    No, you idiot; Gran Turismo 2 wasn’t designed for widescreen.

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      52 years ago

      I just can’t understand how people can notice and be bothered by black bars but not a horribly distorted picture (or even having half the image cropped away.)

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      222 years ago

      I hate when they do that to TV shows. Of course watching it in 4:3 with black bars is better than having it zoomed into to get 16:9, but have the top and bottom cut off.
      I don’t know why it’s hard to understand that having the complete picture without half of it removed is superior. You can still zoom in on literally any TV from the past what like 15 years at least, right?

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        Dude, back in my day, I’d regularly have customers bitch and moan about “the black bars cutting off my picture” when they’d rent the widescreen edition of something by accident. People are idiots.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 years ago

          Idk…most people probably aren’t familiar with aspect ratios at all, let alone what aspect ratio their own TV supports. Especially back in the day your talking about. I wouldn’t just write them off as idiots, it’s a pretty simple mistake to make. Especially for those who simply don’t care to track this information in their brains; which is completely reasonable in this age of information overload.

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          12 years ago

          In case you aren’t joking, a video in the original 4:3 format can be zoomed in to watch it in 16:9 cropped or stretched to 16:9. But a video that has already been stretched usually can’t be destretched and one that has been cropped cannot be zoomed out.