• ColorcodedResistor
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    182 years ago

    i eat one meal a day and some snacks at bedtime. that’s all i can afford…skip breakfast? psh, amateur. 🥲

      • ColorcodedResistor
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        22 years ago

        that all depends on your definition of healthy. am i vertical and talking? yes, am i malnourished? somewhat. i supplement most meals with a couple flintstone chewables, after that i range daily about 1000~ calories. i suffer from anemia because my job is labor intensive. i expect ill stroke out before 40.

  • YoungBelden [any]
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    152 years ago

    i wish poverty diet actually made it easier to stay in shape

    instead i just have an eating disorder from chronic food insecurity

  • @[email protected]
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    452 years ago

    They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we’re living in some 90’s sitcom

    • @[email protected]
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      502 years ago

      It’s people like you that make me look like an asshole. Every morning I wake up at 3am to squeeze orange juice, make sausage gravy, biscuits, waffles, 5 omelettes, 40 pancakes, 6lbs of bacon, hash browns, buttered toast, and right after my son comes down the stairs, puts his ball cap on, grabs a single piece of bacon, heads out the door in a rush, I chase him down with a PB&J he inevitably always forgets. But it’s not like I want to waste 40lbe of food per day. Some days I just want my son to sit down and eat the 40lbs of food I prepared. He may think I’m overbearing but I’m really overcaring.

  • TwoGems
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    492 years ago

    Maybe we should eat billionaires instead

    • lco
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      162 years ago

      That can’t be sanitary. I mean, who knows what kind of drugs these people take, what kinds of places they have been. People get worried about eating animals that have been given antibiotics, so I can’t imagine that billionaire-meat will get approved for human consumption any time soon. We should probably just euthanize the poor souls and recycle the remains… \s

  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    “We know life is Hard, but have you tried Ultra Hard by skipping the most important meal of the day and starting out famished?”

  • @[email protected]
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    672 years ago

    Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.

  • @[email protected]
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    482 years ago

    Maybe the WSJ has a point; we could save a lot of money if we stopped buying breakfast and just ate the WSJ staff instead

  • Frog-Brawler
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    142 years ago

    I’d expect nothing less from Rupert Murdoch’s little periodical.

  • @[email protected]
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    82 years ago

    I haven’t eaten breakfast in a decade and feel great with tons of energy. You actually don’t need that shit at all.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      I can’t be sure but I have a feeling that you and I have different bodies because I can’t cope without breakfast.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 years ago

        I thought like you at one time… I’d eat a bowl of cereal and be starving by 10:00, but I’ve been skipping breakfast for almost a year now, and the weird thing is I’m no more hungry at 10 than I was with breakfast - so if it’s not staving off the hunger, what’s the point? And I’ve lost a little weight too.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 years ago

          I have the exact story. If i eat breakfast I feel I’ll starve by lunch. Now no late dinners and breakfast and I’m not even that hungry by lunch. Lost 20 kilos of lockdown bulk as well and my body wants to stay around 74 which is good enough for me.

          The best part is I get to eat what I want and how much I want for two meals with no care whatsoever.