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The US of A is such a claoca maxima, disgusting country.
i eat one meal a day and some snacks at bedtime. that’s all i can afford…skip breakfast? psh, amateur. 🥲
Are you relatively healthy at least?
that all depends on your definition of healthy. am i vertical and talking? yes, am i malnourished? somewhat. i supplement most meals with a couple flintstone chewables, after that i range daily about 1000~ calories. i suffer from anemia because my job is labor intensive. i expect ill stroke out before 40.
i wish poverty diet actually made it easier to stay in shape
instead i just have an eating disorder from chronic food insecurity
They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we’re living in some 90’s sitcom
It’s people like you that make me look like an asshole. Every morning I wake up at 3am to squeeze orange juice, make sausage gravy, biscuits, waffles, 5 omelettes, 40 pancakes, 6lbs of bacon, hash browns, buttered toast, and right after my son comes down the stairs, puts his ball cap on, grabs a single piece of bacon, heads out the door in a rush, I chase him down with a PB&J he inevitably always forgets. But it’s not like I want to waste 40lbe of food per day. Some days I just want my son to sit down and eat the 40lbs of food I prepared. He may think I’m overbearing but I’m really overcaring.
What intro was that from? I can’t figure it out :-(
It’s from… “Nondescript White-Ethnocentric Nostalgia Family with Canned Laughter” Good show
Maybe we should eat billionaires instead
I feel quite hungry lately
That can’t be sanitary. I mean, who knows what kind of drugs these people take, what kinds of places they have been. People get worried about eating animals that have been given antibiotics, so I can’t imagine that billionaire-meat will get approved for human consumption any time soon. We should probably just euthanize the poor souls and recycle the remains… \s
We’ll get sick either way, so better to just take the short pain.
Turn them into soil. Put them in the ground.
I could never eat human meat 😔
True, Elon probably tastes like meth
Greatest country in the world
What about second breakfast?
Elevenses?
“We know life is Hard, but have you tried Ultra Hard by skipping the most important meal of the day and starting out famished?”
Off topic but I don’t think breakfast is any more or less important than a meal any other time of the day. Most days I only eat one big meal around dinnertime and maybe have a few bites of some snack throughout the day. I’ve been like that for years now it started from doing 12 hour construction shifts where I’d just work all day with a coffee and maybe an apple or something then eat a big meal once I was home. I don’t do construction anymore but the way I eat stuck with me. It’s probably worth pointing out that I’m very fit and a healthy bodyweight (5’10 152lbs) and I don’t suffer any negative effects from living like this. I’d say I’m healthier than 90% of the people I know.
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Actually, science says he’s right. You should fast at least 16 hour per day.
I’ve never seen this were have you read that ?
For exemple
16/8 is the most common intermittent fasting protocol for begginers. 20/4 is recommended in case of autoimmune disease, to reverse leaky gut and insulin resistance.
Advertising says he’s wrong. Science actually backs him. Look up autophagy and see all the health benefits that you get from a fasted state.
Science says nothing of the sort, but marketing certainly does.
the most important meal of the day bullshit was invented by america, fuckin milk lobby and shit somene else explain it I don’t care enough to
Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.
Please not by the roadside, noone wants to see your progress to absolute freedom.
That’s illegal in many places. Illegal to be on a roadside, illegal to kill yourself.
The headline is as valid as “just stop being poor”
Thanks, Bezos. Thezos.
I thought this was a joke, but no, it’s real.
Maybe the WSJ has a point; we could save a lot of money if we stopped buying breakfast and just ate the WSJ staff instead
Foodborne illness 🤢
I’d expect nothing less from Rupert Murdoch’s little periodical.
I haven’t eaten breakfast in a decade and feel great with tons of energy. You actually don’t need that shit at all.
I can’t be sure but I have a feeling that you and I have different bodies because I can’t cope without breakfast.
I thought like you at one time… I’d eat a bowl of cereal and be starving by 10:00, but I’ve been skipping breakfast for almost a year now, and the weird thing is I’m no more hungry at 10 than I was with breakfast - so if it’s not staving off the hunger, what’s the point? And I’ve lost a little weight too.
I have the exact story. If i eat breakfast I feel I’ll starve by lunch. Now no late dinners and breakfast and I’m not even that hungry by lunch. Lost 20 kilos of lockdown bulk as well and my body wants to stay around 74 which is good enough for me.
The best part is I get to eat what I want and how much I want for two meals with no care whatsoever.