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I’ve heard that this is how incels reproduce.
Don’t pick up crusty socks
Does this mean jd vance is a centipede?
He is also a human.
Evidence? Proof?
Pretty sure he signed on for the Putin-pede (his head attached to trump’s rump, trump’s face in Putin’s ass)
Debatable
A human centipede, some might say
Does his wife think human centipede is a tour de force?
Good for him that his wife found the packets in the couch.
Just wrote that. Should have read comments first. Like minds & all.
Centipedes 🤝 Sperm donors
I’m pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.
its a skeet world for them
That’s…
That’s amazing
Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.
Skeet and yeet.
Epitoky/Shizogamy is where it’s really at
thank god, i hated those fuckers enough already, if i had known they’d been capable of fucking i think i’d probably be done for by now.
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This is the world librulz want!
Huh, guess I’m a centipede then.
what do you mean by this WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS
You know what I mean…
I’m assuming he’s male, but no females are collecting his packets.
your honor it’s not baby trapping he left those condoms out on purpose
Sooo are centipedes like fruit flies and not engage in any real form of sexual selection, or is the female going around judging the fuck out of every jizz pile she encounters?
“Mmm-mm, look at that poor viscosity, obviously from a low-quality male. This one on the other hand: deep color, firm texture, nice and sticky… clearly produced by a male with the superior genes I want to pass along to my offspring.”
Centipedes are all perfect beings and need no selection
Or just slip in it like a banana peel and boom pregnant
I’m upset no ones chimed in with a really technical breakdown and linked some studies
I am tempted to research it but I don’t want to be on another list
So, this is off topic, but it’s so wild I had to include it:
https://theinsectory.com.au/centipede-care-guide/
Sexing centipedes is no easy task, most species cant be sexed at all visually. Try to avoid sexing them if you have no intention of breeding, as risks far outweigh rewards and you could easily kill your centipede as well as causing a lot of unneeded stress.
To sex your centipedes (make sure you’re comfortable, as this is a very risky procedure). Put the centipede in a glass or plastic jar with a small hole in the lid, start filling the jar with water until its full. Keep an eye on it, once your centipede becomes unconscious remove it from the water and place on some paper towel. The sex organs are found in the last segment, apply slight pressure to the second last segment and they should pop out. Take some high quality pics and compare them to pics available online. You can also knock them out with CO2 gas.
I’m running out of time to find real husbandry, but I imagine it’s a rather hands-off affair
Whattt. That is absolutely wild. Well now I have to learn more.
have you seen a centipede? completely unfuckable
Woah there buddy, please don’t fetish shame.
…unless you are a leg man…
Now im imagining a centipede sticking out fifty pantyhosed legs from around the corner while catcalling its mark.
This sounds like a Far Side panel.
Male fish just cum all over the eggs laid by female fish.
The logistics of those legs…
Legistics?
Legit
