Test toot!
Ah really?! I can smell it from here!
Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
It was, in fact, showtime.
If that’s the only issue? Ignore it and carry on. Consider yourself lucky.
It’s impacting my morale and performance
I can’t think of a funnier sentence if I tried
You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
Only 0.04% of employees have this
Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my
SteamLinkedIn showcase!
The forth one is always a shart.
Maybe for you, rookie
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
Sally forth!
Fight fire with fire.
Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I’m doing…
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
Everything is about shitting -> Power is about shitting
Power is about shitting -> shitting is about power
Repeat
I’m not sure you’d win. This is a man with decades of Pavlovian training, who can literally fart on command given the right keyword. It’s a pretty wild gamble to assume that “poop poop” is not in his repertoire.
Are you sure it’s not the other way around? Maybe he just says toot toot to be sure it’s not a turd arriving…
I’m pretty sure the oncoming fart triggers the “toot toot”, not the phrase triggering a fart. However you may be correct about the pavlovian aspect.
The moment you hear that third Saiyan “POOOOP” and realize you’ve woefully miscalculated.
this whole thread, I’m crying
Dominance is the key
Heres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…
Another benefit of working from home.
That’s an HR complaint
He has Tourette’s.
You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
Lmfao. I mean…as much as this boss is the fucking man…this is pretty fucking major disruptive behavior in a workplace.
If the post were real and it was actually a tic, it’s not like he could help it.
That’s not my point. My point is that it’s disruptive. Whether or not he can control it is a different topic.
The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously.
Then she shifts her body to one side.
I literally laughed so hard I cried.
I laughed so hard I legit farted.
I didn’t laugh, but I shat myself to compensate.
Did you say “toot toot” first?
I am not that advanced as of yet, I will work towards this though!
I chuckled softly and did a mild burp.
Dude, if my boss did this, I would never recover. I think I would laugh until I asphyxiated myself.
The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
I read this in Captain Holt’s voice
I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.
Legend has it that the higher up you go, the deeper it gets. The penthouse doesn’t even have an office in it, just a single solitary toilet perpetually occupied by a mysterious being known only to the higher ups as The One Who Knocks…
Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.
Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
I’d honestly ask them if they’d seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.
All I do is fart. Except during the times when I’m holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I’m just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.
.
Are you me? I gas my poor boyfriend every day. I’ve just come to accept it at this point.
Have you seen a doctor about that? No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.
“he only ever does two, don’t be ridiculous”
This is the most British response to a situation like this you could possibly get.
