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I’ve never felt a greater pull to donate to anything.
Hope they like their new trucks.
Maybe they’ll get the dumbest of the dumbasses to go over there, but the just average dumbasses aren’t too dumb to see that the standard of living in Russia is cold dog shit.
Dude that truck is sick, I’d be happy to drive it
no uh, you wouldn’t be happy to drive a Russian vehicle unless you like awful rides and literally death. There are no airbags or any modern safety features other than the seatbelt lol
Me too but my masculinity isn’t tied to the car I drive, because that would be cringe. But for Republicans, this might as well be Darfur.
Hell yeah even has the tiny useless bed like modern US trucks
Who knew Putin was actually such a nice guy.
Please go. You have my blessing!
They should move there to have abortion rights, gun control and limited freedom of speech. All the “conservative” stuff they love.
They can all go and make their own new Russian town. They could call it Jonesgrad or perhaps Jonestown to keep it closer to their American roots.
Don’t forget to pack up some FlavorAid for those scorching Russian summers.
They could call it Hicksville even… :P
Just in case you missed the reference.
I know about the kool aid, but also for you-
layers on layers on layers
PLEASE GOD take him up on his offer
Hey a problem that solves itself. Nice.
Please, please let them all ship themselves to Siberia.
DIG THE FUCKING HOLE!!
I hope they all agree and go in one big wave, because otherwise stories of the early adopters being conscripted to die in Ukraine might dissuade the rest of them.
Hahaha if true it would be some poetic justice, but unfortunately these dweebs are already hanging out there half the time and loving the oligarch lifestyle, so unless that’s taken away they will die happy
They won’t conscript Alex Jones. He can’t walk across a parking lot without getting winded.
Russia is forcing people who are disabled to fight in Ukraine. I’m sure Alex qualifies.
Sandbag division
It takes him 2 tries to get up off the couch
Are you sure you’re not thinking of JD Vance?
Edit: Sorry, I thought you wrote ‘get the couch off.’
And then they went to Russia, where they were send to Ukraine, where they were turned into fertilizer by the shells their tax dollars got for Ukraine.
Womp womp. Thoughts and prayers
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
Today’s surprise: I actually find myself grateful to Putin. GTFO, weirdos.