• @[email protected]
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      He already called Kamala’s DNC speech “weird.” He’s already living in a post bounce-off-me-and-stick-to-you world.

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      He just tried to call something weird in the article, so most recent time was then. Though, even if I can’t recall specifics, I’m sure he’s done it many times when his brain runs out of new insults.

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            Not really, because if it was “all of them,” then you wouldn’t have said “get one that works,” implying that not all of them work.

            Plus don’t pull a Sarah Palin. “Which newspaper do you read?” “All of them!”

            Just help the dude and give one working example.

        • @[email protected]
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          610 months ago

          The answer has always been Firefox with UBlock Origin. This has been the case for practically two decades now; why are people still asking this question?

          • @[email protected]
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            110 months ago

            There was a time when you didn’t know what ad blockers were, that you could install them, and which one was best. You learned that at some point. Every day, there are many, many people who learn this for the first time.

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            Probably some of the billions of people on the planet have not yet heard that answer, even after this time. Unexpected yet true.

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      2210 months ago

      “I’m not desperate! I’m not crazy! Not like Crazy Kamabla! Stop calling me weird! I’m not old!”- totally normal orange man

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s what Marxist Kambalba and her dangerous communist DNC comrades would want you to…the Biden crime family are…people are talking…this is what people are saying…tampon Tim’s Communist Marxist trans policies would turn…these…they…they’re the weird ones not me Im probably the smartestest…healthierest most sane person with totally normal sized hands who…

        • @[email protected]
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          410 months ago

          I have, on multiple occasions, passed a test proving I was conscious! The doctor told me he’d never seen someone so good at following a light with their eyes, that my kind of conscious is just what America needs to be saved!

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    “She’s not having success. I’m having success”

    Did he start that sentence with “nuh ah,” because that sounds like something a 6 year old would say.

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      When Hillary called him a puppet controlled by Russia his response was “no puppet, you’re the puppet!”

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      1910 months ago

      To be fair he reads on par with a six year old, and with the dementia as bad as it is, that sounds about right.

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      10810 months ago

      He’s just gonna keep repeating it…

      Real narcissism at Trump’s level is legit like this. They convince themselves that their version is real life, and just refuse to acknowledge anything contrary to that

      South Park actually did a really good job portraying it in the Fish Sticks episode with Cartman’s memory continually evolving to keep making him believe new versions where he created more and more of the joke.

      trump legit believes he’s succeeding, it’s why he’s such a good conman. It’s not a con to him, all his crazy promises he thinks he’ll follow thru on, and when he doest he rationalizing it as not his fault and he did everything he can.

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        trump legit believes he’s succeeding, it’s why he’s such a good conman

        The best liars are able to convince themselves of the lie first.

        • ddh
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          310 months ago

          Donald’s daily affirmations “I’m a big successful boy. Many say the bigliest.”

        • @[email protected]
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          1210 months ago

          If somebody told me they based George on Trump, I wouldn’t even bother fact checking, it’s just one of those things that makes too much sesne to doubt.

          They’ve got too many similarities personality wise.

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            I am currently rewatching Seinfeld and can’t see any similarities to be honest. George is a downtrodden nerd with very little self-worth always questioning himself and his decisions, thinking of himself as a loser and often saying so himself. Trump is the opposite of that, no?

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              George is a downtrodden nerd with very little self-worth always questioning himself and his decisions, thinking of himself as a loser and often saying so himself. Trump is the opposite of that, no?

              George is trump with the money stripped away

              And George wasn’t a nerd, he was a dork, there’s a difference

      • @[email protected]
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        310 months ago

        Picture the world you want. Ask the universe. The universe will provide.

        /s or maybe not.

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          Not enough people watch American Dad, but there’s an episode where the Dad (he’s from America) decides he could just decide to ignore people…

          It’s probably one the best C stories in American television.

          And trump’s story is probably going to end the same way Stan’s did

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xy6nmopNiA

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              410 months ago

              I may or may not hear Stan in my head saying that everytime I stop typing a reply and just block someone.

              Such a cathartic feeling to know that person just blinked out of existence from your perspective.

              Hey, it worked!

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          I remember many years ago when Scott Adams started going on about affirmations. That was the first hint of his descent into lunacy

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    Desperate weirdo, got it.

    Damn, Trump at 78 with the general public is a lot like me with my crush when I was 15.

    Now that I think of it… it’s kinda weird that 15 year old me and 78 year old Don want the same kinda girl… 😬

    • Nougat
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      You had a thing for Ivanka when you were 15?

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    4310 months ago

    The only emotional defense mechanism the guy has is “no u”.

    He has the emotional stability of a three year old.

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    2410 months ago

    He sounds desperate to want people not to call him desperate. A desperate person may do desperate things.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    He’s so pathetic. The suburban / rural masses who worship him have got to be do blind/deaf. It’s impossible to not see what a weak, sad, demented old idiot he is.

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    Maureen Dowd of the failing New York Times, wrote incorrectly that I was making the calls. WRONG!!! I don’t have to make calls to go on TV, or anything else — They call me!

    Got it. So he absolutely, 100% without a doubt called them first.

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      We all remember when he was president and he called in to Fox News to rant on air every couple days.