I may not know much about warp theory, but I do know the Nebula Class looks ridiculous.

Imagine the TNG opening but with the Nebula Class Enterprise D zooming across and also the theme is played on a tuba.

  • Flying Squid
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    1110 months ago

    There’s a few other derpy ships. This ship in Prodigy is apparently Centaur Class. What is being done to it is probably for the best.

    • Admiral PatrickOP
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      1410 months ago

      I realize the AI upscaler used here had a very bad case of pareidolia, but I, too, always thought the Klingon battle cruisers looked like derpy smiley emojis wearing sombreros:

  • @[email protected]
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    610 months ago

    Pffft. Who needs an owners manual when you have red shirts to sacrifice while you learn?

  • CelloMike
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    2110 months ago

    And of course if they’d given it saucer separation that wouldn’t look even more goofy, nope, not at all

      • @[email protected]
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        310 months ago

        Found it. The AWACS.

        https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Nebula_class_model

        The design upgrades for the Nebula-class were done by Mike Okuda and Rick Sternbach and the model was built by Greg Jein. In Drexler’s blog, Okuda elaborated further: "As so often happens with this kind of project, we didn’t give Greg enough time to accomplish this, so we decided to retain the original scale of the Galaxy-class ship saucer. I suggested the original ‘AWACS’ pod in response to a producer’s observation that the ship might otherwise appear unbalanced. Unfortunately, the AWACS pod didn’t look as elegant as we had hoped in “The Wounded”.

      • @[email protected]
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        410 months ago

        I always thought so but can’t find where I may have read that from… maybe just an assumption I made because it looks like it and they are often used in science/sensor roles

  • Miles O'Brien
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    3010 months ago

    I fucking love all the kitbash ships and shuffled part ships.

    Especially the ugly kitbashes.

    I always thought the nebula class was neat. The mission pod is cool. Being able to swap out for combat or sensors or whatever else you need by heading to a space dock, pressing a few buttons and waiting for the worker bees to swap them out in half an hour or less (or your dilithium back)

    • @[email protected]
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      1410 months ago

      I love the Nebula-class and I will stand with you against the slander in this comment section.

      • Miles O'Brien
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        610 months ago

        Some people make it obvious they never built model ships (possibly in bottles) when they were young.

    • Miles O'Brien
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      710 months ago

      It looks like a real life version of a chibi version of the anime version of the enterprise D.

      And I’m not sure how I feel that that’s my first thought…

  • @[email protected]
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    410 months ago

    Thinking about it, I feel like having the nacelles as close to the middle of the ship might actually make more sense. If they’re creating a warp bubble around them, it would be centred on the nacelle, so having it centrally placed would balance the ‘amount’ of warp bubble around the entire ship

    • Sundray
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      210 months ago

      The old school justification for ship designs having the nacelles far from crew-occupied parts of the ship was that they were powerfully dangerous. That really isn’t a thing any more, which has freed the model designers to make some creative new shapes, which is pretty cool. (I still love the iconic old designs though.)

  • teft
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    2910 months ago

    Kitbashing is a time honored tradition. I just assumed everyone who works at Utopia Planitia really loved model making as kids.