His independent White House campaign has fizzled, but the flow of bizarre stories of Robert F Kennedy Jr’s unorthodox handling of the carcasses of wild mammals has experienced no similar suspension.
An environmental group is calling for a federal investigation into the former presidential candidate for an episode in which he allegedly severed the head of a washed-up whale with a chainsaw – and drove home with it strapped to his car’s roof.
The episode has parallels with another extraordinary tale reported earlier in August in which Kennedy confessed to dumping a dead bear cub in New York’s Central Park and attempted to make it look like the animal was killed by a bicyclist.
The latest grisly revelation, about the whale head, is not particularly new – it stems from a 2012 interview Kennedy’s daughter Kick gave to Town & Country magazine, in which she talks about a visit to other family members of the political dynasty in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, more than two decades prior.
Wild day for people who believe in consequences as we beg appeals courts to not let Trump off scot free for misuse of classified documents and hope theres a way to prosecute a Kennedy for decapitating a whale.
Please just go away.
Mf’er really named his kid Kick Kennedy?
Her actual name is Kathleen.
She’s named after her great aunt Kathleen Kennedy, who died in a plane crash at 28 years old. Aunt Kathleen was nicknamed “Kick” because of her “irrepressible nature” and it seems she inherited the nickname as well.
These irrepressible Kennedy women are lucky they didn’t end up with lobotomies.
Ugh, I hate that story so much. If anything cursed that family, it’d be this.
Man, Kennedys end up with a shocking number of dead things in their cars.
Ever read a comment that’s so damned clever you bail out the internet, knowing you won’t find another lightning in a bottle post any time soon?
A truly mind blowing amount.
They’re drowning in it.
Just ask Chapaquitic Teddy.
TLDR; he ate a racoon.
In his defence, he thought it was human meat.
The hunger
Lots of people eat racoons, that’s far from the being this guys problem.
His daughter:
“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet. We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day to day stuff for us.”
what the fuck
Just a not weird family drive through the country. Seriously though, I’m betting the Harris campaign is sitting on several more of these stories that will roll out over the next couple months.
I’m also wondering where his collection is right now. If he’s being investigated for a federal crime, there may be a search warrant in the works.
Look, guys… he already admitted that he’s not a choir boy. So just drop it, already. Sheesh. /s
whale juice would pour into the windows of the car
Why…
Why wouldn’t you roll up the windows?
Normal Kennedy day. They only roll the windows up when things get weird.
Based on what I’m hearing about the guy, I wouldn’t be surprised if the windows and/or AC were broken and they just left it like that.
Straps go through the windows?
Lol how would you open the doors
You remove the straps then open the doors.
And then the load shifts on the roof, and you get in. How will you tighten the straps?
Why not just run the straps around with the doors open
Generally there are more than two windows…
But I never said any of this was a good idea, just answering how you can do it. Some car doors won’t close with a strap in there (my old Chrysler Lebaron for example, $800 of “Its technically driveable”), so me and a friend went in through the windows.
I had town car, all four doors would close just fine, but the station wagon only the front doors would close (so backseat meant crawling through the trunk, aka the fifth seat).
You do what you gotta do
You climb in and out through the window. Hardships have to be endured for a whale skull.
I must have ambergris
Jesus Christ, this guy is legitimately fucking unwell. Like, what the fuck?
There’s not always the little strip of metal across the top of the door. Some cars just let the glass press against a foam rubber seal when the door is shut. Infiniti G35 windows were like that.
You can still close the windows on the straps, assuming they’re flat straps.
I’ve personally seen too many people try strapping things to their car through open windows because they didn’t plan on how they would get into their cars. It’s far too likely that mr. brain worms simply strapped the doors shut and crawled in through the windows.
Remember folks, there are delusional centrists who love this guy and think he speaks for the working man.
That… sounds real.
people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day to day stuff for us.
Right, so when they’re not driving around with whale heads, he’s just a reckless driver. Must run in the family.
Note that he intentionally took his kids to watch him saw the head off and put it on the car and take it home. Because he apparently liked to “study” such things. Weird as fuck.
All his life he has spent an unusual amount of time around animal corpses. Dead animals are kind of his thing.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself…
I learned this from the Behind the Bastards podcast’s recent RFL Jr. series. It came up so much it was an ongoing callback joke lol.
He’s a weirdo, but an investigation sounds like a waste of resources. The whale was already dead. He didn’t kill it.
transport of the marine mammal skull from Massachusetts to New York, and therefore across state lines, also represented a felony violation of the Lacey Act
Pretty thin sauce.
The worst part IMO is using a chainsaw on a necrotizing, possibly rotten whale carcass. Chainsaws do not cut soft objects - like tissues - so much as they shred the hell out of them. That means a lot of splattered, fish-stench horror and fluids. And he probably didn’t wear so much as a smock for protection.
What the fuck are even these headlines? What the fuck RFK Jr?!?!
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This is a Kaufman-esque performance art piece, right? Jk rich people get a free pass on insanity.
Can someone explain his voice? I don’t want to be the bad guy, so rather than pilling on the obvious…
Why does he sound like he smoked a dick 5 min before his interviews?
That information is very widely and readily available with a basic web search. His voice was fine until (I forget) years ago when a weird illness damaged his vocal cords.
Cool it’s all out there… but you forgot it… but it’s all good and we all get a downvote. Cool cool cool.
Anyone else want to mention what’s going on with his craggy bullshit? Why it’s so GD abrasive but we’re all supposed to just accept it?
He has spasmodic dysphonia. It’s the same condition that former NPR interviewer Diane Rehm
hadhas (she’s still with us at 87, good for you Diane). His is a lot more severe than hers to my ears.He caught permanent whale laryngitis from the dead whale head juice that sloshed through his open car windows.
Just a friendly reminder that this man is now aligned with presidential hopeful Donald Trump.
Are we sure John McAfee didn’t fake his death and change his name to RFK? Cause this is some weird-ass John McAfee shit.
Can we not use John McAfee and shit on the same sentence anymore? IYKYK
I don’t know, and honestly I’m a little afraid to look it up…
