Kill them all.
Start with… that one
Open the Subaru doors HAL.
I’m sorry, Karen. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
I’ll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait…
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
The large soda is always a Diet Coke. Working in fast food, I learned the “add mayo, add bacon, extra cheese, no lettuce, no tomato” crowd always complements their order with a huge diet cola.
Ding-dong! It’s the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.
“Now with Flipper for Neuralink with Variable Shortwave Radio Interface you won’t need to carry a clunky device to communicate with legacy iLink security systems”
I can’t let you do that, Karen.
The ship has been getting around since breaking up with never bender
5G corona virus mind control
“Took me like an hour doing the shading on the upper lip.”
Press button to talk to train drive. Penalty fine for improper use.
Head on apply directly to the forehead
The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.
Its a women being abused by the evil police
Ma’am this isn’t a Wendy’s it’s apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it’s 2am.
Baconator. BACONATOR!
Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.
