• @[email protected]
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    110 months ago

    Rhinovirus got its name for the way it will, if not treated, cause your face to grow a large, horn-like protrusion.

  • Rhynoplaz
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    3310 months ago

    Technically true, since water does not consume maple syrup.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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      310 months ago

      So you think.

      But one day, they’ll discover what I’ve done. Barrels of Canadian gold, dropped to the bottom of the ocean.

      You know what you did, Canada, and the seas will drink your blood in return!