He’s just gonna fire 70% of the people who work there and not pay their severance, only keep the “hardcore” ones, watch the whole system crash and burn as services come to a complete standstill and then give himself a 50 billion dollar paycheck for his “hard work”
And this will be by design
He’ll require every American to write the IRS a multipage letter each year where they must explain why they deserve their tax rebate.
If they make less than $500K/yr then yes, probably.
I’m glad they put Sebastian Stan in charge instead
Nah fam, that looks like the department of gathering evidence
Oh my Fuck I thought that was a meme that someone made.
People are so bad at punctuation now. Idiots like this just perpetuate it. Where’s the last period on your acronym? It’s even more cringe as a result.
It works as Department Of Getting E, I guess, which would appeal to the ‘80s/‘90s ravers among us.
So ungrateful, you should be impressed the generator pulled off the text as cleanly as it did(.)
He typed “a gold sign that says D.O.G.E” and you know it(.)(.)
nice boobies at the end there
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
My I’s are up here ^
(.)( )
Department of Government. Efficiency?
It wasn’t a burn, it was just the obvious truth.
Where is the burn? 53 is the age you are supposed to have a midlife crisis.
Where’s the period after the “E”?
Reminder, period trackers on social media are not to be trusted… :-|
why? is it targeted advertising?
It’s definitely targeted but more like a tech version of the Hitler youth snitching program or the entire 1984 book
He figured he would be efficient and just delete extra periods.
I feel like there a metaphysical bar that billionaires have to limbo under to become billionaires that is a hard cap on IQ.
Who among the super rich isn’t on a spectrum STRICTLY ranging from “completely stupid” to “completely evil”?
I don’t think they have literally any other personality traits at all. No friends outside of business partners or people trying to get a piece of it.
Is that picture AI-generated? Has that weirdly plastic look
also doesn’t look like a troglodyte, it’s definitely fake
To be fair, Musk does also have a weird plastic look in real pictures…
It’s all he does now.
Powered by klorbulon-x Ai or some shit
Whats it actually called? I know the real name is equally as stupid.
Grok, yeah it’s stupid.
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A 53 year old man trying to meme like 30 year olds did a decade ago. He isn’t bussin no cap, this is the equivalent of a rage comic, but with him applying for a currently nonexistent financial leadership position in donOLD’s cabinet.
Fuckin weird af
Cringe fellow-kids, galaxy-brained dipshit
LeI’m n is so desperate for power, ugh. Those two fucknuts working together is another excellent reason to make sure DT does not take office. How horrible too, a vaguely defined department of “efficiency “? From the idiot who goes around on his production floor doing shit like “why does the driver go backwards twice before going forwards? Eliminate that step” (it prevents cross threading, but Leon doesn’t know that).
He’s 53?
Damn, for having that much fucking money, he looks a fuck ton older than he could.
I genuinely thought he was like 62 or something, had yo Google his age and yeah, still 53.
That’s a lousy 53.
Dude could afford to be in such good health just by hiring professionals to watch his diet and whatnot, yet he looks like someone filled a grocery store plastic bag with mac&cheese and gave it to an developmentally challenged 5-year old to make a face out of.
hiring professionals to watch his diet and whatnot,
This is the part that is such a head-scratcher for me. He clearly cares about his outward appearance thanks to the million-dollar hair transplant and whatever meds he’s on to keep it that way. But the rest? Yeah, I thought daily personal training, custom-built menus, personal chefs, and a personal assistant to keep that circus moving, were just SOP for rich bastards like this. It would seem that impulse and lack of foresight are traits that impact everything.
Alternatively, maybe what we’re seeing is peak performance for Musk as an organism, and his overall health is actually way worse than we think.
Spending years heavily abusing a variety of drugs does that to you.
Well, yes and no.
You’re not wrong, but… I honestly know a lot of drug abusers of that age who seriously look much better than him. So it’s not only drug abuse, it’s also a shit diet and probably zero exercise.
Sure, being the richest asshole in the world probably is a bit stressful, but I think he’s just a fucking slob, drub abuse or not.
The guy is literally giving a podium to fascists, and you’re going to bag on how he looks. Like, based…
He’s a shit person and a shitty looking person.
I acknowledge one doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the other, but he’s still both.
Fair enough.
He looked 53 in college
Lol, you should have seen him before all the cosmic surgery 😅
I’ll never get over people comparing this man to Tony Stark.
If such a government agency existed, I’d expect C-level executives to be first on the chopping block of inefficiencies since they’re absolutely pointless.
