I feel like half the people think they’re former gifted childs or some other form of lazy geniuses
“Former gifted” just means some adults used to tell em they gonna make it big because they’re special. And then in adulthood they struggle, either because they aren’t actually gifted or the “gift” is just autism and nobody cares now that they’re adults.
“you are so smart, just a bit lazy”
Nah it could mean precocious. I learned to read (like, read the newspaper) by 3 and tested with a ridiculous high IQ at 7 but as an adult I feel quite average, related better with adults as a child but relate well with adults as an adult too.
oh god, they found me, too
I drink cold brew, thank you very much
Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here
Right?
So… Wanna do hay stuff?
Huh. Neat.
Couldn’t be me, I don’t drink ice coffee. Yet.
How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?
Does not compute.
Night shift?
Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It’s required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.
Like normally, you drink it when you wake up…? Coffee generally doesn’t make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.
They were formerly gifted at that, too
Does espresso count more or less?
what about monster ultra?
This. Or Mate.
It counts much more.
I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don’t match everything. Oh how the turn tables
I’m not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game… this might be about me too.
Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.
That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.
Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.
But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.
I feel so seen
Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.
We have dismissed this claim.
There are two kinds of bi people:
I’m not gay, but…
And:
Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!
Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.
Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.
I drink tea thank you.
This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.
Sleep until noon? In this economy?
Do more crime
they’re children without jobs
Sleep till noon?
You can just say ADHD
adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari
“Life gave me a Madcatz controller”
“Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes”
How’s the prevalence of bisexuality in adhd peeps?
I wouldn’t sleep with a “vanilla” guy because I’m only attracted to feminine features but I don’t care about penis vs vagina. I’m attracted to femboys, women with cocks and women without cocks.
Same same
The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.
the sad part is this is an entire genre of person now
i drink coffee hot even during summer so
