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Nothing says, “normal” and, “sane” like typing up a long rant in ALL CAPS declaring, “I WON!” while your opponent holds the gold.
Has there been a more fitting place for the “uncouth medalist biting medal” meme?
Brave Sir Donald ran away. Bravely ran away away!
I didn’t! You’re lying!
When danger reared its ugly head, he cravenly turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about and gallantly, he chickened out.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his Toad…
I see why he misses Biden so much. He got cooked in that debate.
That’s hilarious. What a pathetic weakling running home with his tail between his legs 😂😂😂
🐣🐥🐤🐔🍗
Full coward mode now. LOL
Trump’s advisors were reaching for any reason to convince him he won, because they know how disastrous another debate would be.
Not to worry, we will be entertained by the Walz-Vance faceoff, though I’ll admit giving TFG the talking to he’s deserved since forever ago was immensely gratifying.
Oh hell…please let Walz begin some statement with, “Son…”
Nah, he won’t do it, he’s a nice guy. But it would be glorious.
Get fucked, Donald.
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“Rejects”
Retreats in fear
Brave sir Donald
Brave Sir Donald ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Donald!Panda express…
Because he’s an orange chicken
What about a vice-presidential debate—is that still in the works?
At least he’s smart enough not to get his ass handed to him twice until election day.
He’s not smart, his ego just can’t handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.
Bawk! Bawk bawk! Bawk!
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Coo coo ca cha!
Cha-chee cha-chee cha-chee
Has any of you ever SEEN a chicken?
A coodle doodle doo! A doodle doo!
Must be a Brazilian chicken or something
If Harris pulls away in the polls, he’ll come crawling back.
BAHAHAHAHA
I say this is the best outcome. Keep the absolute disaster of a debate the biggest thing people think about when they compare the two candidates for as long as possible.