It’s currently September 19th
Dude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
I also don’t want to go to work
Good news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.
9-18-249-19-249-20-249-21-249-22-24I mean…if they keep this up they will be right eventually…right?
Like my wife, every day for 17 years, “That tree is going to fall down.”
Tree falls down.
“I told you so.”
LMFAO
Why is 2038 missing?
Because it most likely won’t end humanity.
They were always right about the date. They just were wrong about what Jesus is looking for.
I think the rapture happened a decade ago and this is hell
Purgatory.
Everyone is a sinner. Especially the religious types.
Jesus better fucking come I’ve been jerking him off for like 20 minutes
Jesus, King of the Edging!
Can we reschedule? I have plans tonight
Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.
According to their own book, no man will know the day or the hour IIRC. So anyone who says they know, at all, is by default wrong, and you can guarantee that it won’t happen at that time.
The
Jehovah’s Witnesses7th Day Adventists figured out that it was supposed to happen in 1844. According to The Baha’is, they were right but wrong at the same time.
Oh man I’m here just waiting to look at jesus and say “Fucking took you long enough!! wtf you doing up there while I was working my ass off you fuck? I hope that linda bitch is not coming with us!”
It’s almost 9pm where I am and there’s no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.
19th here, I think I got left behind.
Maybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
Maybe they’re the filthy sinner and got left behind
Oh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.
Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
We are living in the apocalypse, but nobody told us
In hindsight, there may have been signs…
It’s happening on the 9th of 18th month, we’ve still got some time.
Imagine if what qualified to get raptured were believing in it. The world would be so much better without all those people!
so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god’ll change it?
what if I make a website that just says “the rapture will be [current date +1]”
checkmate?
Shit, I missed it.
Shouldn’t have taken that nap.
Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they’ve s
Oh no, they were raptured mid-sentence! How nice of the angels to hit send before dragging them away.
I hope it’s during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.
God, I wish God would actually just end this cringe already.
