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nukeM to [email protected]English •
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What are they pointing at? Wrong answers only.

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What are they pointing at? Wrong answers only.

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https://www.defensenews.com/global/the-americas/2024/09/19/canada-kicks-off-submarine-tender-after-survey-of-global-vendors/

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