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Real object names.
Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie
Pointy Shootie
can’t believe they left out cruise missile: zoomy boomy
Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie
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Walkie-talkie was created by a Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
If they could read they’d be very upset.
I’d have called them chazzwazzers
Speedo = Scrotie Totey
Brazilian Waxing = Shiny Giny
Prison Snitch = Snitchie Bitchies get the Stitchies
Huh, I thought defibrillators were for arrhythmias, but it’s also for cardiac arrest.
Yup, and it fucking sucks (better than dying though) to have one used on you.
…now I want to try it. Which is probably unwise.
Call of the void.
Yeah, id probably join you.
It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That’s what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.
It’s a travesty that they aren’t called “Fuzzy Buzzies”
You can thank the US Army for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCR-300
Surely Stamps should be called Lickie-Stickie-Posties.
glowy hoppy
The lol per pixel ratio of this meme was significantly above the mean
Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
I am completely on board with this and suggest we amend all the dictionaries immediately.
