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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

It's been a great journey

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It's been a great journey

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  • (des)mosthenes
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    3•2 years ago

    this joke is long past its shelf life at this point

  • Destide
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                        Awesome
     
      It's a really good skill to learn.           But Make sure you get a good work flow.  
          You don't want to be one of those that can't center a div
    
    • @[email protected]
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      36•2 years ago
      position: fixed;
      top: 50%;
      left: 50%;
      transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
      
      display: flex;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: center;
      
      display: grid;
      place-items: center;
      
      • Destide
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        16•2 years ago

        Pah too many words just use tabs 🤣

        • @[email protected]
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          18•2 years ago

          <center></center>

          • @[email protected]
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            22•2 years ago

            W3C: nah those mfs have it way too easy, deprecates it

    • Hot Saucerman
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      2•2 years ago

      Who are you calling a div?

  • annoyed-onion
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    93•2 years ago

    Just put everything into tables. That’s how we did it when I were a lad

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      This and bespoke, hand crafted rounded edges.

      • @[email protected]
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        that’s how I kept my digtal axes so sharp by hand grinding img corners

        • @[email protected]
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          That’s right, we don’t need no stinkin’ CSS!

          Update: Just for clarity - we most definitely need the stinkin’ CSS.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      I used to enjoy building webpages with Notepad.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        Man this triggered some forgetten memories.

        • @[email protected]
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          14•2 years ago

          This is my favorite Notepad memory: in the late '90s I went through a six-month stretch where Internet Explorer’s “View Source” command just totally stopped working. It would normally open up the HTML source of a page in Notepad and suddenly not having this made debugging … challenging to say the least. Nobody else that I worked with had this problem and nobody could figure out what had happened to me.

          The culprit turned out to be an inexplicable IE bug where View Source wouldn’t work if you had a shortcut named “Notepad” on your desktop. It didn’t even have to be a shortcut to Notepad, it just had to be named that. The fix was to just rename the shortcut “NotepadX” and then View Source worked again.

    • @[email protected]
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      Works for Word aswel (just make em invisible)

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Also works for Lua.

    • Limitless_screaming
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      30•2 years ago

      OG grid layout

    • mifan
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      2•2 years ago

      Frames… Lots of frames.

  • Little1Lost
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    13•2 years ago

    without looking at the community i already saw from the top text that it has to be an css joke

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    Learning tailwind for the first the be like

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Ha! Just started that 2 days ago

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    27•2 years ago

    Don’t flex too hard

  • @[email protected]
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    I sometimes think to grok CSS you have to have a printing degree.

  • doomkernel
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    6•2 years ago

    This is the real struggle

  • @[email protected]
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    21•2 years ago

    Here is your trophy:

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