Of course. If I add vinegar to anything it has a surprising effect.
Yeah I’ve never been mad because I ate some salt and vinegar chips
An effect that becomes less surprising with repetition. At some point, it’s no longer a “surprising effect” but an entirely expected one.
Only at first. Unless you’ve got that Memento or 50 First Dates shit going on…
This could explain my love for pickles. My body’s looking out for me, I guess
Apple cider vinegar (unpasteurised) gang here, love the stuff!
It’ll cure what ails ya.
Somehow. Doesn’t matter what it is. Miracle cure, yessiree.
What if my ailment is feeling sick after ingesting apple cider vinegar?
You’re probably miracle-intolerant.
Need more
Hmmmm… A quick pickled depression you say
The country with the highest per capita consumption of vinegar in 2018 was the Netherlands, with 3,108 liters per 1,000 people
This checks out. As we all know, the Dutch only inflict depression, they’re never depressed themselves.
As a Ferrari fan I can confirm.
I feel like you’ve done that to yourself. The Dutch are barely involved.
Also true. See: our pitwall
And suddenly salt and vinegar chips will increase in prive by a factor of 100.000
Eating salt and vinegar chips is the biological equivalent of scrubbing your digestive tract with a wire brush, and this is exactly what I deserve.
I’ve heard of people being told to drink vinegar to try and pass a THC test.
The vinegar situation where I am atm has kind of made me more depressed? Some of it is straight up ass, and the salt & vinegar chips have been pretty terrible across the board. I love vinegar, too, so I’m very sad. Maybe the vinegar has to taste good to work.
Unfortunately most chip companies don’t actually use salt and vinegar directly, they use sodium diacetate and sodium acetate which when combined produce the salt and vinegar flavouring we know.
is that to avoid using liquid vinegar?
Yeah, basically. You get the same flavour but in a powdered form. Imagine opening a bag of chips and getting a soggy mess of liquid vinegar. It would be chaos. Its probably cheaper too, but I don’t know shit about chip manufacturing.
Hate those. Taste awful and mess up your mouth
Hang on a sec, I need a drink.
I litterally drink the juice. The jar is completely empty when I’m done.
Instructions unclear: still depressed and smell like vinegar.
“There goes that gloomy guy that smells like a foot.”
Feet are not supposed to smell like vinegar. You may need to give your feet some extra tlc if they do. If that doesn’t work, talk to your doc.
Was your depression surprised though?
No, but the vinegar surely was.
Its a surprising effect, no one said it was a good surprise!
Nothing about this outcome was a surprise
The surprise is there is no surprise?
Help me, salt-vinegar chipobi! Your my only hope . . .
If this is true then how come Britain is depressed as fuck?
TBF the headline didn’t say it was a good effect.
Hey now, it alleviates depression, it doesn’t cure Britain.
