I’m just doing a head count to see how many liberals we still have on this site.
If the only options are “cookie” and “biscuit” I’d say “cookie”.Title changed, I guess it’s “cake”. Biscuits in burgerland are different, I would probably say “slop” or honestly “mass produced confection” if somebody asked me out of the blue to classify this.
Please remove your rude and unnecessary comment that says I got the title wrong. I never got the title wrong and anyone who says otherwise is jealous of my skateboarding skills.
I’m asking the mods to put it the log that I am NOT mad but I am still reporting this comment for misinformation.
the need to categorize like thus is core to the angloid physiognomy
Just like the Jelly is core to the Cake that is the Jaffa Cake. Thanks for agreeing with me Comrade.
I have never eaten a jaffa cake but will say biscuit to annoy the Americans who call something totally unrelated “biscuits”
“This is all your fault Jaffar! We could have Jaffa cakes at a lower price without VAT if you only used less shortening in the batter.”
The court was adjudicated by Mr Donald Potter QC, who found in favour of McVitie’s and ruled that whilst Jaffa Cakes had characteristics of both cakes and biscuits, the product should be considered a cake and not a biscuit, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa Cakes in the United Kingdom.[16][22][23]
In 2021, artificially intelligent binary classifiers “usually used in the field of astronomy” were trained on 92 traditional recipes of cakes and biscuits and determined Jaffa Cakes to be cakes.[25]
The slop machine and legal nerds says its a cake, thus its a biscuit.
It can’t be a biscuit. Biscuits look like this:
I agree as a proud Appalachian
Wrong, only American crackers think like that. True British crackers know it’s actually like the picture above.
only American crackers think like that
Oh yeah I much rather go with the British crackers, the OG racists.
That’s a scone
This is disrespecting my Appalachia heritage and I won’t stand for it!
Hmmm… You’re right. Actually, I think this is what a biscuit looks like:
That is clearly a scone of some kind.
Shut up!
Maybe it is a scone, but this is definitely a biscuit:
A terribly limp one
Cookies and biscuits are the same thing you silly Americans
Say that to my face over a plate of biscuits and gravy and see what happens
LET ME SEE YOU MAKE A BREAKFAST SANDWICH WITH A FUCKING SCONE YOU LIMEYS!!!
This Michael Williams guys is clearly part of the anti-biscuit conspiracy!
Sorry the fush and chups eater says what?
I thought ye were Ozzie?
My lore runs deep
Classic American unable to get any country right
(You’re thinking of New Zealand)
Guess where Dirt Owl is from.
Australia? Unless they emigrated from NZ.
They said they were a kiwi not too long ago. I don’t recall the specifics, but it was them specifically who told me about the whole “fish and chips” pronunciation thing.
My bad. I’m not sure what the worst NZ food would be, the worst Australian food is probably the “pie floater”.
Everyone tells me you have really good Greek and Indonesian food.
I changed the title to the correct thing so now you look silly.
but do you condemn the terror attacks in Jaffa?
Anyway it’s a fucking cake obviously
Of course, I hate everyone who attacks the primacy of the Jaffa cake in the processed snack world. We need a holy war against the kkkracka oreo cookie and its Masonic symbolism.
It’s a very small and awful cake.
Biscake
A hotdog.
It’s a burger
which is a sandwich
Burgerhead
Fine, uhhh, it’s a pasta!
Worse, now you’re italian.
Mamma Mia stromboli pizza…
Cake-style biscuit
Typical kkkracka middle of the road nonsense.
I loath the dutch, but i loath the english more, so cookie it is.
Boycott Israel
geef me een klap papa
But “koekje” means “little cake,” so maybe it’s both? 🤔
The dutch are sinister. And duplicitous. See how they live both bove and below the sea? It is a hint at their nature.
Very true!
Also their windmills are hiding something, I just know it
we use those to press xtc
I’m onto you!
what if instead of jaffa cakes they were Jafar cakes and they were threatening to take over Agrabah
🎵Arabian nights🎵
🎵Like Arabian Days🎵
🎵More often than not, are hotter than hot🎵
🎵But not Jafar Cakes🎵
The first time I heard an angloid talking about these weird cookies, I legit thought they were spelled “jaffer” because of their fucked up accent
what if instead of jaffa cakes they were Jaffa! Kree! Hunt down the shol’va!
Solidarity with the Free Jaffa Nation
Indeed.
That’s a kneecap
