Far-right commentator Laura Loomer is going on an anti-Republican tirade after reportedly being banned from traveling with former President Donald Trump.
The conspiracy theorist, who traveled with Trump to his recent presidential debate before appearing at a 9/11 event, stirred anger among Republicans who feel her presence is a detriment to the campaign.
Trump initially responded to the backlash by telling reporters that he “didn’t control Laura,” dubbing her a “free spirit.”
But with Loomer seemingly unable to keep her outrageous and offensive remarks to herself—and with Trump reportedly receiving numerous phone calls from concerned advisors and donors—the far-right provocateur, according to the Washington Post, was ultimately barred from regularly traveling with Trump.
Not only that, Trump is said to have privately described Loomer as “crazy” to those close to him.
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Such a lovely individual…
/s
It’s like dealing with a bunch of toddlers.
Just keep talking.
and tell us what you really think of Melania, JD Vance, and DeSantis!
Melania is heartbroken over this.
If Loomer had managed to get a ring Melania’s pre-nup would have kicked in and she’s be rolling in it.
At least Stormy got paid.
She can’t believe this is her reward for slurping.
She got to eat some dog food, which is…um…nice?
Could be worse, couldve eaten a 1970s M-Ration. Or the egg MRE.
I was getting my PSTD eval at the VA, and they asked me to not focus on everything, just some of the worst things. “We could take a break if needed”
With a perfectly straight face I said “the breakfast egg MRE”, and the sergeant major on the board just lost his shit.
I’ve never been in the military, but military humor is the shit.
Kinda reminds me of how Zack Hazard says he doesnt have PTSD from being mortared in Iraq but instead has PTSD from Fort Polk. I aint military but I know history and I swear to fuck that god forsaken base pops up way too often in journals and incident reports.
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I don’t smoke cigarettes. But when I do, they’re at least 47 years old.
Always fun to watch the loons eviscerate each other.
Don’t be fooled. If Trump gets elected, she’s getting a cabinet position and all GOP lackeys will fall in line. We have seen this movie in 2017. Mark my words.
Amen, my thoughts exactly.
Vance said similar shit.
She is Steven Miller with blowjobs. Her position is safe.
Bold of you to assume Steven Miller didn’t put out
His head is nice and shiny, so Trump can see his reflection when he looks down.
A narcissist’s dream
Madam, why does your hat have a mirror on top?
Like Gollum going down on Gothmog.
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys
Well that’s enough Lemmy for today
That’s be like sticking a burnt sausage into a food disposal and would probably sound similar, too.
WELP that’s enough internet for today.
You can see the leopard tooth-marks on her skull.
She fed the beasts from her own flesh.
“conspiratorial politicians”
Can we just stand still for a second with how normalized Absurdity is?
Point taken, but this isn’t absurdity as much as it is idiocy and untreated conditions.
As a part time absurdist, I hate it.
Trump got that post nut clarity and realized he slept with Billy the puppet from saw lolol
He probably had it each time, just the dementia kept making him forget. Then someone started showing him the picture side by side hers and he finally got it
Holy, that’s who she reminds me of in some of those pics! I don’t usually want to comment on people’s appearances, but for a party that seems to constantly whip up anti-trans hysteria, she has a rather manly appearance…
It was a beautiful four days.
What’s that in Mooches?
The left: We don’t stand a chance with all our petty infighting
The right:
The left infights all the time, because we have policy disagreements.
The right infights mostly when there’s a power vacuum in their own ranks, because it’s only about the power to hurt people and enrich themselves.
Between Gaetz, Cawthorn, Boebert, and the Zieglers, the GOP is far too busy cumming to infight.
Trump initially responded to the backlash by telling reporters that he “didn’t control Laura,” dubbing her a “free spirit.”
I’m pretty sure this is code for “she gave me a handie”
I’m picturing a Gail the Snail type situation.
Loomer would definitely mash it.
One source–a very questionable source–is claiming an affair and/or oral sex. I think that any candidate under that much scrutiny would be an idiot if they had a sexual affair while on the campaign trail, but this is Trump we’re talking about. He’s not exactly known for having good impulse control.
Not to downplay your point at all, but didn’t John Edwards do exactly that with a staffer when his wife was dying?
Silky Pony reference!
Good times. Full-on DNC self-sabotage. The way it used to be.
“He’s handsome and people will vote for him because he’s middle of the road!” 🤮
No idea, TBH, but I know that Newt Gingritch divorced his wife as she was fighting breast cancer.
Some people are just really scummy. Like, at least let the body get cold first.
I would also call Edwards an idiot here.
We already know the candidate is an idiot, so by the transitive property, he hit it and quit it as soon as the heat turned on.
this dude is a confirmed rapist, this shit doesnt matter.
It probably gets him more votes.
I just find it implausible since it’s unlikely Trump can get it up. He’s probably well past being helped by blue pills, even.
Did she bang Trump?
Of course he stuck his dick in crazy…duh
I wonder how that works logistically. Does he just take his dirty diaper off and then proceed to the e-coli fueled UTI party with his shit covered junk?
Not well enough apparently
Or not good enough.
She’s probably the kind of woman who just lays there.
Crazy chicks never just lay there.
She probably flopped on him like a dying carp cuz he’s too low T to be able to handle even her, properly.
Not quite sure what your emphasis is for there…are you suggesting I should have said he didn’t bang her good enough ? If that was your point, then I’m afraid you’re mistaken - the adverb of ‘good’ is ‘well’
I assume he’s the type to just lay there too lol
In his defense, you kinda have to just lay there when a Russian prostitute is peeing on you.
She may not have fucked Trump, but Trump sure fucked her.
Ha ha ha. Booted to the curb.
Sounds like she came from the curb tbf
