This is how the penguins will ecentually respond if we don’t stop global warming

“Look, mammal, do you have a cigarette or not?”

Me, nuking my Windows partition because I’m fed up with the push for more and more invasive solutions.

(Actually I lied. Windows Update nuked the boot partition, then crapped itself and left Windows INOP. Then came the Penguin.)

First combat test of the new Ukrainian anti-personell drone.

Revenge for playing Yeti sports back in the day.

Ha, I knew those penguins weren’t trustworthy.

did they die

We get it, you like Linux.

Hey, gore is banned here now

that penguin’s name? tux