Me, nuking my Windows partition because I’m fed up with the push for more and more invasive solutions.

(Actually I lied. Windows Update nuked the boot partition, then crapped itself and left Windows INOP. Then came the Penguin.)

that penguin’s name? tux

Hey, gore is banned here now

Revenge for playing Yeti sports back in the day.

Ha, I knew those penguins weren’t trustworthy.

“Look, mammal, do you have a cigarette or not?”

This is how the penguins will ecentually respond if we don’t stop global warming

We get it, you like Linux.

did they die

First combat test of the new Ukrainian anti-personell drone.