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The Picard Maneuver to Aneurysm [email protected] • 9 months ago

Every home should have one

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Every home should have one

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The Picard Maneuver to Aneurysm [email protected] • 9 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    7•9 months ago

    Sounds Australian

  • @[email protected]
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    22•9 months ago

    I want one. But only if it screams, “ALAM! ALAM!” when it’s set off.

    • @[email protected]
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      9 months ago

      “Woah oh Blek Berty”

    • @[email protected]
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      2•9 months ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • Mîm
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        2•9 months ago

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @[email protected]
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    2•9 months ago

    i prefer smonk alonks

  • Random_Character_A
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    14•9 months ago

    Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,

  • IninewCrow
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    3•9 months ago

    Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car’s extended warranty

  • @[email protected]
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    35•9 months ago

    When the light is green, the smork is clean

    • dream_weasel
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      15•9 months ago

      When the light is brown the smork is frown.

  • desktop_user [they/them]
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    6•9 months ago

    https://saynotosmokedetectors.com

  • @[email protected]
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    2•8 months ago

    “SMORK ALAM” sounds like something out of a surreal meme. All it missing is Meme Man smoking a cigarette in front of it.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•9 months ago

    o ou mean smirk?

  • @[email protected]
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    18•9 months ago

    Woa-oh black betty

    • @[email protected]
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      5•9 months ago

      AMBEL

      RAMPS

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    2•5 months ago

    They put “smok alam” there and their boss was like “you missed an R there bud” and they were like “i got you”

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