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I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo
Beaked for your pleasure
Stop it, you’ll make me cum
Don’t give people ideas.
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai’s “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”
That was a super interesting read! Thanks!
Prove it
Or, the other way around 😉
Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
a small one could probably go up that too
I have a stomach ache and this is not helping
It’s just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.
Prove it
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
And that’s why you should never trust an octopus.
You wouldn’t see us squid doing anything like that. Ick.
Cheers @[email protected] I was in need of a new fear…
Scareoused?
Petrified, in both senses of the word
Sounds like the digestive system works
Thanks I hate it.
No worries, its wrong
Not again.
Obligatory video (click at your own risk)