When is it NOT going to be the most important election?
A funny future
The elections are a huge surprise. The dems do shockingly well. In her inauguration speech Kamala says they’re gonna to put Roe into law. But - somehow - they can’t manage it in her first two years. The dems say the 2026 election is most important election because - Trust them(!) - they’re gonna pass a Roe law if they keep control of congress. In another shocker - they keep congress. They finally pass a Roe law. But then in a 100% non-surprise - the GOP justices say “Nah, unconstitional.” The dems are shocked - shocked(!) - by this 100% predictable situation.
The dems say the 2028 election is most important election because - Trust them(!) - they’re gonna
packsorry, expand the court and then pass a Roe law if they keep control of congress and Kamala wins again. In yet another shocker - the dems do shockingly well. In her second inauguration speech Kamala says they’re gonna pack the court and then put Roe into law. But as time passes more and dem senators say they are uncomfortable with packing the court and they won’t do it.Meanwhile to punch them when they are down and pour salt in the wounds - Fetterman gleefully switches parties and says he’s been Born Again, he’s a proud republican, and he’s pro-life. The dems say the 2030 election is most important election because - Trust them(!) - they’re…
But rest assured that when the Harris administration starts genociding Palestinians in Gaza, I’m going to have a pretty big frown on my face
But they’re going to do it better, more efficiently, more humanely, and it’s going to bring back hundreds of good jobs to America!
everything will be fine as long as the democrats win every election for the rest of time
Death to America
Are liberals serious when they say this delusional nonsense? Like sure it’ll be bad for minorities but making the leap from that to gas chambers just makes you look insane.
I do not fucking know when they’re serious, when they’re lying, when they’re twisted up in their own ignorance and delusion. It’s like Nextdoor Nazis when they start calling the cops because they think they saw a Bulgarian or something, I have no fucking idea what’s actually happening in their cranial skull vault.
This is the election police, come out now we have you surrounded, come vote in the most important election of your lifetime - AGAIN.
I HATE ELECTIONS! I HATE ELECTIONS! I HATE ELECTIONS! I HATE ELECTIONS!
i feel like i could write a satirical article about “top 10 most important most important elections of our lifetime” and basically just list every previous election in order and that’d be a solid Onion bit
how do I get paid, though
Be the change you want to see in the world comrade
Me and the homies have guns for that possibility, Kevin. HBU?
This lib thinks we have a reliable train infrastructure.
they’re gonna do concentration camp logistics with ubers and full self driving teslas, aren’t they
Well they should be pretty easy to disrupt then
Fascism tends to adopt local characteristics in implementation. I don’t think that Openly Fascist America is going to be Germany 2.0. I think it’s going to be Wild West 2.0. Sundown towns where local corrupt-sheriff types run things locally, and where the “wrong kind” finds themselves simply disappearing.
Franchised fascism instead of corporate-owned fascism.
Snow Crash except without the cool parts.
“Locally owned and operated” signs at the entrance to McConcentration Camps.
A family business
Pell grant recipients who have operated a homeless grinder camp in disadvantaged neighborhoods for three years
Took my a moment to figure out you weren’t talking about a hook up app…
That’s what it already is except they just execute you in the street and then get a paid vacation.
it will be what we have now but amped up by x100 with a side of IOF tactics and creating a hundred little Gazas. especially when israel finally collapses and we get the big influx
Oh fuck Zionist whenwes are gonna be insufferable.
We already have IOF tactics. Most of the shit the cops do was field tested in Gaza before being deployed here.
camps? they’ll just have the teslas self drive into the ocean
The War On Drugs, border towns, ICE, and witch hunts against Muslims and Chinese already exist in the present
I get real “kid repeating something their parent said” vibes from libs. Got the tone down pat but they don’t know wtf they’re saying.
I got this very literally from someone today “I’m a Democrat because my parents were democrats” in between spewing race hatred about muslims.
Electoralism is a dead end you can’t change an oppressive broken system by upholding it.
As if libs have done anything in the past 8+ years apart from have a pretty big frown on their faces
Biden had a more agressive deportation policy than Trump, but I assume that wasn’t by train. The only thing Biden did with trains was to break a trainworkers strike.
Yeah, O’Bummer and O’Brandon built the human misery powered exile machine that Trump used.
That’s literally liberals are doing now. Supporting genocide and barely even mustering a perofrmative frown.
They fucking have to believe they’re averting worse, it’s the only self justification they have
Bluesky is a fed psyop right? I mean you can’t possibly tell me someone actually created a website where people talk about voting and how cool democrats are all day?
In the sense that some crust of academically up theiir own asses Democrats are basically indistinguishable from a federal operation? Yeah.
people talk about voting and how cool democrats are all day?
For a very long time the site was very tiny and by net standards - unimportant. Recently after Elon fucked up and got Twitter banned in Brazil - the number of users jumped by many millions. But the vast majority are Brazilians and/or pop culture posters. The new accounts must be sort of drowning out what I assume are the few hundred top lib accounts that do talk about voting and how cool democrats are all day. Their posts are greatly aided by Bluesky’s moderation which is nuclear. Libs use it - cough - liberally. Not a joke. Libs - the top ones or any of them can go “Nah, nah, nah,” as much as they want.
Some of them boast about blocking “bad” accounts. And from their perspective - that included me. If somebody blocked me or muted me - my convos to them died. Any reposts or quotes I did from their accounts disappeared off my profile. In my first account - I had nature photographers block or mute me because I assume they had a look at my profile and they saw my posts poking fun of Biden and they got mad. Sad.
In my new account - so far I don’t follow anybody. Not following anybody should make the site 100% unusable but I use skyfeed.app do make my own feeds. And I’ll never mention politics. I don’t want them blocking or muting me. I I want to see their idiotic posts so I can share their stupid posts here. Hexbear is sort of my DarkBluesky.
Yeah, Brazillian bluesky is cool because I don’t speak or read Portuguese so idk what they’re talking about so it doesn’t make me mad.
I was mostly joking about the honeypot part but it is interesting how it seems designed to be self sustaining bubble for people. From the way you describe it, it sounds like the perfect place for the “their all russian bots” libs.
Lol it’s even in the name. You can build a nice little ideological wall around yourself, lie back, stare at the clear blue sky, and think “Isn’t this nice?”
I never expected Bluesky to be worse than Reddit. I sometimes use my first account to post if I just can’t stop myself but it’s pointless to try to talk to them. It’s pretty funny and pretty damn rich when I see Bluesky libs complaining about how it’s pointless to talk to republicans or that republicans live in a their own reality. Bluesky is an echo chamber and the libs work to keep it that way.
Bluesky is a psyop insofar as every Silicon Valley platform is a psyop, but the answer is more simple. Social media sites take off when there is an exodus from an existing platform. Voat was in position when Reddit finally started to crack down on GamerGate, so it filled up with Nazis. Bluesky was in position when Elon acquired Twitter, destroyed the “legitimacy” the verification system, and made it pay-to-win, so it filled up with VBNMW liberals and associated clout chasers.
Bluesky is a psyop insofar as every Silicon Valley platform is a psyop
Yah, there is truth to that.so it filled up with VBNMW liberals and associated clout chasers.
This is the part that is just hilarious to me. The most annoying people on twitter all went in en masse to this one service where so many better alternatives existed. And then all the nazi’s rushed in to replace them. These people behave more like bots than I would expect bots to.
If it came to that, and some
rounding up minorities got domed, this type of guy would be the first to cry out against the use of violenceFund the police. Fund the police
