I believe I can fly
I believe my little wiener can touch the sky
500,000 of my cars burn night and day
Spread my wig and fly away~
Cut him out of this image and put him upside down.
EDIT: I scrolled down https://hexbear.net/comment/5470461
Ozembic face. i seriously didn’t recognize him
Dude became Andrew Yang
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The silver lining of Yankee electoral politics is that whatever happens in November, some of the most cringe-worthy and disgusting people alive are going to be so mad and sore about it.
I know it’s just regular MAGA vs blue MAGA, but I’ll take some bittersweet satisfaction to watch
eat shit with the latter outcome.
This man is perpetually trying to go back to a time where he was more popular. Doge memes. Libertarians being relevant (le epic Ron Paul and Ron Swanson). Tumblr tier puns (let that sink in). 69/420 funny numbers. Occupy Wall Street. Its as if I can peer into his mind. I see a divorced man, former cool uncle, now going through a midlife crisis, desperately throwing the same memes and references to recapture his former status as “cool”.
Man’s gonna release a Harlem Shake video with Trump Jr. and Eric in 2024 wearing a Dicks Out For Harambe shirt.
Whenever you feel your’re not good enough, not cool enough, too out of touch, too much of a dork, you just have to remember that Elon exists and immediately you’ll feel better about yourself.
In this moment, he was euphoric. Just before he started concern trolling for Christianity, he was LARPing as a devil worshiper for sheer contrarian Reddit New Atheism cred. He liked that moment so much that he kept it as his Twitter avatar for years now.
Those dead fucking eyes, he isn’t even happy in this picture. Just striking an epic pose and tricking himself into believing this feeling of coolness is what being happy is like.
He’s the richest man in the world and he spends most of his time trying to get everyone to love him on the internet, with diminishing returns even as he boosts the nazi count on Twitter as much as he can.
It’s genuinely makes me sad for him and scared for us. An empty soulless shell walking around trying to fill the void with whatever it can find. What a volatile state of mind to be in.
Narcissists are by definition leaky buckets. Nothing can fill them, not even for long, and that insatiability does more and more damage the more power they get.
Elon’s Special Interest is open racism
wtf it took me too long to figure out it was
He’s still getting mileage out of his “OCCUPY MARS” shirt.
He’s always been a piece of shit and he still thinks mocking Occupy Wall Street is quirky.
makes sense bc his memes are all from 2013
Le Epic X goes all the way back to the Xtreme fad of the 90s, which he simply can’t let go of as a le epic letter.
Le epic X-treme always makes me think of like early to mid 90s Xmen and Rob Lefield artwork. I cant imagine never growing from that point. Its such a specific aesthetic
He takes enough hormone treatments to be like a less-flatteringly-adjusted Rob Liefield character, so that tracks.
Rotate 180° and shopped it side to side with Mussolini.
Beautiful
lmao I literally had this idea before scrolling down
Communism is when you have to share a meme
Holy shit
:waow-based:
Wow reported to facebook for terrorism, enjoy you’re ban.
banned by the woke police
Omfg that’s amazing!
Or falling into the cuck pit
As part of Sugar Daddy Theil’s terms of Service, Trump must accomodate
the Pay Pal mafia meme-bers vanity stunts.at this point, soy beans themselves are a mere simulacrum of how fucking soy this image is
What it’s like to be born with billions of Good Boy Points.
I love the look on trumps face. “what the fuck is this disgusting loser doing?”
Richest man serving as a jester for a fascist. Both likely pedos and sex pests
the 1% torso shot obv
clicks torso 4 times
all the sound effects came to me unprompted. Nice work!
In this moment, Elon is euphoric. Not because of some phony woke pronouns. But because he has fully self-actualized himself by finally becoming the little fascist he has always wanted to be.
