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FunkyStuff [he/him] to [email protected]English • 9 months ago

Not a serious country and not a serious language.

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Not a serious country and not a serious language.

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FunkyStuff [he/him] to [email protected]English • 9 months ago
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  • LeZero [he/him]
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    21•9 months ago

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]OP
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    44•9 months ago

  • ped_xing [he/him]
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    29•9 months ago

    Chudjack? pronounjak-rage

  • PigPoopBallsDotJPG [none/use name]
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    30•9 months ago

    Wat in de neuk is een cuckstoel? Vraag het voor een vriend.

    • bunnygirl [she/her]
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      11•9 months ago

      uhh in deze context is 't een stoel op de trein die op zichzelf staat tegenover twee andere stoelen

      • PigPoopBallsDotJPG [none/use name]
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        4•9 months ago

        Ik ben duidelijk niet op de hoogte van de laatste mode in Nederlandse memen.

        • Aradina [They/Them]
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          4•9 months ago

          I love your language so so much and I don’t mean that in a mean way it’s actually super cool that our languages are so similar (but also very funny)

          • PigPoopBallsDotJPG [none/use name]
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            4•9 months ago

            I love it when I notice similarities in languages I have no fluency in.

            • Aradina [They/Them]
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              3•9 months ago

              Right? Its so cool

  • autism_2 [any, it/its]
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    6•9 months ago

    does English sound funny to the dutch?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•9 months ago

      Not really. Most of us start learning it in elementary school, so you kind of grow up with it.

  • miz [any, any]
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    39•9 months ago

    geef me een klap papa

  • bunnygirl [she/her]
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    10•9 months ago

    Also can we just talk about the fact that Omtzigt looks wayyyy too much like Andrew Wakefield lol

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]OP
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      8•9 months ago

      Reactionary Euro phenotype

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    36•9 months ago

    We habben en seerios problem weben cuckolds

  • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
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    11•9 months ago

    Can someone translate that?

    • bunnygirl [she/her]
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      The ‘cuck chair’ meme is a textbook example of removed. It shouldn’t be common knowledge what a cuck or cuck chair is.

      Call us nerds, chudjacks [sic] or whatever else, but it’s the truth.

      e: forgot that word gets caught by the slur filter (rosa-salute), but it’s cognate so it should be clear in Dutch already

      • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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        14•9 months ago

        Reactionaries looking for whichever perverts brought cucking into mainstream awarenesswho-did-this

      • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
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        6•9 months ago

        Wow. That is too coolskeleton-motorcycle

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    I don’t necessarily like jokes about how Dutch is an “unserious language” — I think this is ultimately kind of problematic joke to make, even though the Dutch absolutely do deserve to get made fun of — however I would be lying if I said that I have never in my life looked at or heard Dutch and just gone

    “neuken in de keuken” biggus-dickus

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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    Does most base-languages for alienspeak come from Nederlandse?

  • ch1l
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    15•9 months ago

    As a Dutch speaker, I’m always shocked by how many people on this forum speak Dutch, it’s like not that popular of a language… but I agree profoundly unserious please.

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]OP
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      19•9 months ago

      Uhh, mods? Ban this user

      stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

      • ch1l
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        16•9 months ago

        I learned Dutch in a post-modern ironic way though, not a utilitarian euro-boo cringe way. Please spare me, I do not claim those folks.

    • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
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      10•9 months ago

      Some of the jokes are getting kinda racist ngl. I’ll tell myself that’s it’s just dutch users making fun of their own language

      • ch1l
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        1•9 months ago

        deleted by creator

  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    Just because NL has the worlds best bike infrastructure does not make them a “good” country. This is the home of Shell, remember. Also they seem far too happy with their colonialist history.

    • Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated [he/him]
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      cw racism

      A few years ago r/thenetherlands had a cultural exchange with r/indonesia and the thread in r/indonesia was full of GEKOLONISEERT jokes.

    • lil_tank [any, he/him]
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      10•9 months ago

      The bike infrastructure has DUTCH people riding it, therefore it can’t be good

      • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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        2•9 months ago

        I rode on it once, ngl, even with all the Dutch people it’s fucking amazing to cycle on. Everyone deserves to be able to have a cycling holiday in the Netherlands to see what’s been taken from them.

      • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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        Unlimited Car centric urban design on the Dutch

        qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

    • dkr567 [comrade/them, he/him]
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      31•9 months ago

      And their odd love for blackface.

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        28•9 months ago

        And the chuds defend it saying "uhhhm akshully it’s just culture it has nothing to do with racism :smuglord: "

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